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A little preseason humor
... A good old Clemson boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Clemson a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your butt!"
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The brother has to be a Carolina fan!!!!! Clemson fans would get a life vest to be able to get to the boat!!!!
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Actually that is a Clemson grad and it reminded me that Clemson was responsible for the invention of the toothbrush. Had it been anywhere else they would have called it a "Teethbush"
Mark 1:17 ...I will make you fishers of men
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