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    Read the reason today. It was because nobody was married!!! Andy, barney, Aunt Bea, Gomer, Goober, Ernest T. Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Floyd, Sam, Howard,Clara, Rafe Hollister and about everyone else were single. About the only married man in town was Otis Campbell and he stayed drunk.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    Hey.....your right lol
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    Nice observation. why was Mayberry such a nice place to live???
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.

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    LOL
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    You got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Why are you fellas married then? Just curious, my partner is my best friend.
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    everybody is just joking Randy.......my wife is the love of my life and my best friend. I know Rees, BRM, and Billbob all feel the same way about theirs.
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    I love my wife till death do us part, but we don't live in Mayberry. why was Mayberry such a nice place to live???
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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    Boy, you can tell your wives read these pages!!
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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