Thread: The wife and the Gamewarden

The wife and I were camping/fishing not too long ago. One afternoon I came in from fishing by myself. I settled into an afternoon nap. The wife decided to take the boat for a spin. She found a nice sunny cove dropped anchor and began reading a book in the warm sun. Not long into her sunning/reading a gamewarden came along. According to the wife the conversation went something like this.

GW, "Mam you are in a restricted fishing area".

Wife, "Sir as you can see I am not fishing, I am reading and getting some sun".

GW. "Yes but you have all the equiptment to start fishing as soon as I leave, therefore I have to take you in and ticket you".

Wife, "Sir if you do that I will file a sexual assault charge against you".

GW, " Mam I haven't touched you"!

WIFE, "That is correct but you have all the equiptment to do so".

GW, "Have a good day Mam".

Almost there.