Thread: Hey GOMER

Not Gomer but,

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

been busy trying to make a living! Advice for folks thinking about a business partner. First, never partner up with anyone that has no hobbies. My partner had just as soon sit in our store and watch TV as to sit at home and watch. Secondly, don't partner with a guy that has a younger wife. She isn't old enough to retire and by gosh she's not gonna work and let him loaf. Saw where a fellow went into Warren buffet to try to talk him into partnering up on some idea. Buffet's first question was "What's our exit strategy?" Good question that most folks overlook. Know I did! Will try to get the humor underway.

Thanks Guys

good ones lol

Redneck joke

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

Excellent Steve

great one

Backwoods family in Kaintuck had 15 younguns. Paw asked if there wasn't some way to stop having more. Doc advised that Maw should start sleeping with her feet in a 10 gallon milk pail. 6 months later they were back expecting number 16. Doc asked if they hadn't taken his advice. Paw said " we couldn't find a 10 gallon so we just used 2 fives.!"