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    Marriage is like a deck of cards.
    At first all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. Later you are looking for a club and a spade.
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    I heard marriage is like a hot bath. it's not so hot once you get used to it.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Snerd View Post
    I heard marriage is like a hot bath. it's not so hot once you get used to it.
    Marriage is like a water heater. It starts off hot, and gets colder the longer it goes.
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    They also tell you " 2 can live as cheaply as 1". They fail to tell you just half as long.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.

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