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  1. 02-11-2015, 11:42 AM #1
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    Default termite walked into a saloon


    And asked " Is the bar tender here?"
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
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  2. 02-11-2015, 07:48 PM #2
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    You gotta explain that one to me Gomer. I don't get it, sorry.



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    Termite. Is the bar tender here? Fair question for a hungry termite.
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    Yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur View Post
    You gotta explain that one to me Gomer. I don't get it, sorry.
    Well u see Wilbur the termite eats wood. The bar was probably made of wood and wanted to know if it was tender (soft)
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    It was an elderly termite with no teeth.
    Lets go soak a line. Pat
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    Poor Wilbur
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    I got it now. Thanks Mike



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    Yeh those tuff bars are murder for termites lol
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  10. 02-12-2015, 08:41 AM #10
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    I drudder be fishun
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