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  1. 02-03-2015, 01:55 AM #1
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    Cross country trucker picked up a shapely brunette. He asks her what was her story. She said she was a witch. He asked if she meant the broom flying spell casting kind of witch. She said yes, that kind. He asked if she could turn him any o something. Sure. And sure enough she moved over close to him, placed her hand on his leg and he turned into a motel.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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    Funny how easily we men are manipulated
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    Very good an new to me.



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    Lot lizard. trucker and hitchhiker
    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.
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