
Originally Posted by
Tonykarter
ANYONE can get their own show now. All you need is two minutes of actual hunting or fishing and you got a show. You fill the rest with, in order: Host at home telling us where he's going this episode. Him getting in his wrapped truck. Him driving his wrapped truck and telling us a little more about where he is going, filmed from the passenger pillar camera. Him stopping at Sonic, cause, "You know, they make a good burger". Him pulling out of Sonic and back on the road...queue the footage out the truck window of scenery going by. Him arriving, shaking hands, introducing the lodge and guide, him and guide go in lodge. They poring over map of area, discussing tomorrow's strategy. Him getting up and eating a breakfast big enough to make me have to go back to bed and take a nap. Get in UTV (does anyone still hunt ON FOOT like I do anymore?) and travel to boat/stand, being sure to keep four-acre high fence out of the shot. Shot of dialogue in stand, cause nothing is moving. O wait...there's one now. ALWAYS, doe comes out, followed by junior bucks. Footage of all feeding in food plot costing more than the UTV. Then, shooter buck show up, shot is taken, high fives, "Now that is whut I wuz talkin' about!" Maybe footage of fake following blood trail for carcass, but you know they already found him. Carcass found. More high fives. Thanks to our sponsors, y'all need to come here, phone number and website is right there on the bottom of the screen, thanks for watchin', see you again next week. ALL of the above interspersed with ten hundred and eleventy minutes of sponsors commercials. Do I have it down or whut?