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  1. 11-12-2014, 08:11 PM #1
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    Default saleslady should have been clearer


    When I got ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to the National Rifle Association about gun control wackos, I did as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the scanner.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.

    I still don't think I look that bad.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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  2. 11-12-2014, 08:30 PM #2
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    Ok next time.huh
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    ROFL!!
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    That's good!
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  7. 11-12-2014, 10:02 PM #7
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    Hehehe
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  9. 11-12-2014, 11:34 PM #9
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    I don't know what is wrong with businesses these days. I was in a restaurant the other day and used the rest room. The sign said "Employees must wash hands". After 15 minutes I got tired of waiting and washed them myself.
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  10. 11-13-2014, 12:03 AM #10
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    Oh Lordy, 2 at once. Good ones.
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