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    Overheard a group of doctors talking in the hallway today. They asked one about his 5 bypass procedure written up in the journal of medicine. They also asked one about the pig heart implanted into a man that he got praised for. Finally they asked one what he had been up to. He said " Well, I have one case where the patient has a combination of HIV, gonnorhea, herpes and now possibly Ebola." "Wow!" One Dr replied."What are you doing for him?" "Well, as of now we have him on a strict diet of flapjacks and flounder." Someone asked "Do you think that will help him?" The doctor answered "No, but that's all we can slide under the door!!"
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    LOL Thats a good one for sure.
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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    You must be feeling a lot better.
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    I like that !!!

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    Hey strawberry patch, now that was funny. Thanks.
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