Thread: Billbob and the Oklahoma State Trooper

Several months ago, Billbob was leaving the First Oklahoma Crappie Camp at Lake Eufaula and after traveling several miles he noticed an Oklahoma State Trooper had blocked the highway in front of him. Billbob pulled over his new motorhome and walked up to the State Trooper's car. The Trooper was placing a rope on the neck of a large pig that had been running loose. Billbob asked the Trooper what was going to happen to the pig. The Trooper responded that the pig would probably be destroyed and the meat donated to a charitable organization. Being the softhearted person that Billbob is, he asked the Trooper if there was another alternative to resolve the pig's future. The Trooper said that there was a zoo down the road and that Billbob could take the pig there. Billbob loaded the pig in his new motorhome and drove away..... After several hours, the Trooper was parked on the same highway and he noticed that Billbob's motorhome went by in the opposite direction and that the pig was in the front passenger seat with his seat belt on...Curiosity got the best of the Trooper and he turned his red/blue lights on and pulled Billbob over. .... the Trooper said "I thought you were going to take the pig to the zoo"....Billbob responded " I did ... and we had such a good time that we are now on our way to Six Flags!" ........

That right there's funny! Got my day started with a laugh!