drag racing ain't a sport. the only true American sport is professional wrestling. Of course, I don't watch women or midget wrestling because they are both fake. Football, baseball, basketball and hockey are all fixed too.
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.