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  1. 03-27-2014, 04:34 PM #1
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    Default church pew or p.u.


    Old lady poked her husband in the ribs during the sermon and tells him " I just let a silent stinky!!" and giggled. "What should I do ?" she asked. "Change the battery in your hearing aid." he replied.
    Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
    The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
    The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
    a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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  2. 03-27-2014, 05:46 PM #2
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    I had to tell this joke to my wife 3 dang times...she is a little slow...great joke!
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    Rofl. Now that's some funny stuff.
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    Lmao
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    Good one.

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    Loved it.
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    Good one
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    Confucius say "Man who break wind in church sitteth in own Pew!"
    Mark 1:17 ...I will make you fishers of men
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