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    Too funny - scary how true it is!!!

    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
    But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus,
    And it's especially hard to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it.

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

    Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust backfires
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike
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    That Exhaust backfiring fits Ron to a T..........
    A FISH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE LAKE

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    Quote Originally Posted by olesilverside View Post
    That Exhaust backfiring fits Ron to a T..........
    Don't be so quick to point fingers there, Mr Stinky

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    Life is what it is. Make the most of it.
    The best way to get to where you want to be in the future is to act like you are there TODAY.
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    Frosty, sounds to me like you just need to be taken in for a tune up and a lube job.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joedog View Post
    Frosty, sounds to me like you just need to be taken in for a tune up and a lube job.
    Hey, I want one too!
    The fishing was so good I thought it was yesterday

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    Ooops, I just backfired a little.
    Gotta go put on a fresh pair a bumpers.
    Standing in the Gap

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    sounds right, but i finally figured out i like having no car payment after 30 years of payments, so Like my body i'm rinding this one until it.......

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    How true that is

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    got any of that stuff yet frosry

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