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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help
    with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with
    the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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    That's the truth. Good one.

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    that's a good one for sure!!!

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    my wife just chuckled a little bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDAVID1 View Post
    my wife just chuckled a little bit
    I was on the second floor. What floor were you on?

    Nobody I've seen here should have been above the second floor, but I have seen a bunch of guys that would make good housewives with all the cleaning and cooking they do. The good looking part kept them on floor 1 or 2 tho.

    I've also seen Some guys that should have been waiting outside when the women got kicked out however!!!! Hehehe
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    The fact that you have put this much thought into how good looking the DUDES are round here is kinda disturbing, some things best left unsaid.
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    I was on the second floor. What floor were you on?

    Nobody I've seen here should have been above the second floor, but I have seen a bunch of guys that would make good housewives with all the cleaning and cooking they do. The good looking part kept them on floor 1 or 2 tho.
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