Thread: A Christmas Carol

Newly, the Mowman, is a jolly happy soul
with a junked out boat and a temperature probe and twenty two fishin poles.

Newly, the Mowman, lives a fairy tale, they say
he's made of dough but everyone knows, he eats those Kremes all day

There must have been some magic in the Krispy Kremes he found
For when he eats them everyday, he grows so big and round

Oh, Newly, the Mowman, was goofy as can be
He almost sunk his boat one day when he stopped to take a ???

Thumpety, thump, thump, Thumpety , thump, thump
Look at Newly go
Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump
O'er the lake he trolls

Out on the lake, with a long pole in his hand,
He bounced and jigged just like Chief and fished to beat the band.

On Christmas Day, all bundled up, he finally got his wish,
He felt a thump and set the hook and caught a little fish.

Ya'll are killing me!!! That's good stuff!!!