I'm gonna try to get some gills if the wind will let me. I haven't fished in a week, and I'm starting to shake and slober, spilling my coffee and slobing on my new Wal-Mart camo t-shirt.
Want to fish the pads in back of Rat Island if the snakes will leave me alone. The last time I was in there a cottonmouth kept wanting to get in the boat with me. There's two thing's I'm very scared of, snakes and my exwife, both will make me peepee in the bed with bad dreams, which my new wife don't like.
So it's just a bad deal for me anyway you look at it.
What a fisherman has to go through these days to fish.

crappie cowboy