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    Default Never try to outsmart a woman


    A man calls home to his wife and says,
    “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.


    We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion


    I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend.


    And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?


    We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.


    Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife she does exactly what
    her husband asked.

    Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.



    The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

    He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my
    new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

    You'll love the answer.


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    The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.

    Never, Never, Nevertry to outsmart a woman!!!



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    Ruh Roh!!!!!!!!!!
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    Ha ha....thats a good one lol
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Too funny!
    Hooking up every chance I get!

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    Deny! Deny! Deny! HA!

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    Good one
    Get the net!

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    There was a couple who wasn't talking to each other and were writing notes to each other. As they went to bed he gave her a note that said " wake me up at five I have to go to work early". The next morning he woke up and it was seven and he shouted " you didn't get me up!" And she pointed to the night stand and there was a note that read " it's five o'clock time to get up"
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    LOL --- I'll be glad when y'all start fishing again
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    Got him.
    From Steve Wunderele - 10-2-84 --"A fishing trip maybe brief, but it's memories are endless."

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