Top 10 Reasons Fishing is better than Sex

#10 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#9 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#8 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

#7 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#6 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#5 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#4 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#3 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a special channel.

#2 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

My EX-WIFE told me fishing or hunting all I thought about ,when I was'nt thinking about sex.:o She said if I went fishing anymore she was gone. All I can say is good riddence cause I would have missed my fishing lots more than her.:D The fishing and sex are alot alike. You wind up with a mess either way ,but the fishing lasts longer. Also with fishing you can catch and release ,not so easy with the other..:) Make a mistake fishing and it's usually not very expensive. With the sex you could pay 18 years for one small mistake!:eek:

That quite possibly could be the funniest thing I've read on Crappie.com!That is some fine literature!

That is some ridiculously funny stuff right there!!! Just to add on my two cents....

When you get the fish in the boat, the fish quits b!tching!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM :eek:

Need to find a T-shirt with that on it lol.

that's a good one Darryl

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Originally Posted by grubby

Need to find a T-shirt with that on it lol.

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www.crappie.com logo on the front and top 10 reasons on the back. I would buy one or two.. :D

I'll email Ed.

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Originally Posted by Darryl Morris

I'll email Ed.

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I will buy at least two, one for me and one for my uncle! Thanks, MM.

I'll design one and post pics.

Thanks for the suggestion, and thanks for the PM Darryl.

You can put me down for one. The older I get the more I enjoy just looking than doing.
DP

I wouldn't wear it to Sunday Going to Meeting, but in reality, it's true, lol and better than that it's clean about real life. Go fishing and take a new friend. Heck, give'em a new t-shirt.

I think there's just too much text. I'll try to summarize each sentence into something shorter, and then I'll be able to make the text larger.




http://www.bimmernut.com/ed/fishsex.JPG

I`ll buy one too If u have big boy sizes 3xL or 4xL

Ohhhh, looking good. Just a thought, you might take off the pic of the boat. That will allow number 8 and 7 to read all the way across. Also, the "paper" instead of the round edges, make it resemble a document that has a "memory" of being rolled up and now stretched out to be read.. hopefully you can do that cuz I don't think I can.. LOL Once again, just a thought...

Hey Darryl, I'm going to repost this on the South Carolina forum for all the guys to enjoy. It's just too good to pass up.