Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. That way when you criticize him, you’ll will be a mile away and have his shoes!
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Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. That way when you criticize him, you’ll will be a mile away and have his shoes!
Certainly a lot of wisdom right their. You would have to find a fella with the right size shows before ya should go criticizing him.
Don’t let you yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
Can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
measure twice ,cut once :Rofl
Happy wife, happy life.
or
When Mama's happy, everyone's happy.
Never slap a man that’s chewing tobacco
I have to admit, I was bragging about something to my grandpa years ago. He stopped me, and said, "you know, when you're good, you ain't got to tell nobody". He didn't need to say another word - message delivered, and so very true even today!
Absolutely true
If you wish to be happy for eight days,
kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy
for a lifetime, learn to fish.
Chinese Proverb
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted
Don't cry over spilled milk
Don't try to put the cart before the horse
Don't hammer the wrong nail
The two best times to go fishing is when its raining and when its not.
I try to fish whenever I have time to do so
Treat problems like a dog.... If you can't eat it or play with it... just Pxxx on it and walk away!:Rofl I may get in trouble for that one :dono
Sounds like mine
If at first you don't succeed, find someone to blame for your failure.
I say this sarcastically of course
Don’t dig for water under the outhouse.
Drink upstream of your horse
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Edison
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
That could promote standing up quickly
Don't forget put in your boat plug. Never hurts to have a spare
Don't mess with Leroy Brown
Old golf axiom - “Drive for show, putt for dough”.
Bob
Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have but not necessary to show it off.