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Out of jail......hahahaha, didn't even realize she was in jail! Thought you all would enjoy know this...my buddy got the chance to take her and Nichole Ritchie out for some crappie fishing fun in Oklahoma when they did some t.v. show....they wouldn't even touch a minnow to put on the hook! They could NEVER HANDLE the minnowman!!! MM
sad day in society when the debutante gets out of her 45 day sentence after serving 5 days. they aren't doing that girl any favors. she would benefit greatly from having to pay the time.
Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Isn't Doing Well In Prison
Top Ten
10 Suffering from insomnia because she's not used to sleeping in the same bed every night
9 Too depressed to participate in prison riots
8 Desperate for intimacy, she made a boyfriend out of a stuffed laundry bag
7 She's ballooned to 93 pounds
6 Only time she said "That's hot!" was during delousing
5 Knitted a tea cozy from rat fur (sorry -- that joke was left over from an old Martha Stewart list)
4 Only call she received was from Eddie Brill asking for her out cue
3 Was overheard muttering something about voting for Kucinich
2 Started a pen pal romance with Phil Spector
1 At last night's conjugal she seemed distant
Scratch That, She's Right Back In Jail, Hahahaha! Thank God! Mm
back in the slammer
It must really suck for her to be treated like a "normal" person....that pic says alot....i love it.
I read something about the reason they let her go home at first was
some medical condition that could be better treated at home...
shows how much I know, I woulda figured the prison guys could
handle crotch rot :p :p :p
best thing for the poor unfortunate soul. May actually teach her a lesson. She may not drive the next time she gets tore up!!
Yeh, she is quite the case. Poor gal does not like the slammer.
Minnowman, you sure the lake your buddy took her out on wasn't Beaver Lake? :)
lol, crotch rot..you kill me.. do you have some inside info we don't have?
You telling us that you wouldn't.....never mind you old dog.....:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by J White
I WISH CRAPPIE HUSKER, HAHAH~! MMQuote:
Originally Posted by CrappieHusker
If you have to go to jail anyways....why not try to milk all the free-publicity that you can? It may just give her an extra 15 minutes of fame, which she never deserved in the first place.
On a side note, it's nice to see that the AR board is finally discussing the diverse culture of the world outside of crappie...:D
They should have sent her to jail in Lonoke. She would have felt right at home with all the drugs and sex going on in there with the former police cheif and his wife running the show.
Why CEB!! I tell my wife I have cooth all of the time. She used to tell me that if I used the word cooth I didn't have any. Now that she knows I consider you and Gooch among my freinds, and has met the two of you, she sez she understands what cooth is now.Quote:
Originally Posted by ceb
DP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Now that is funny stuff.....Quote:
Originally Posted by DRPEPPER