Revenge

Well things are slow on the board which means things are slow on the water. Found something tonight that might add a little excitment in some of your lives in addition to exacting some revenge on those special jerk's we all have to deal with from time to time.

I was walking thru Lowes and for some reason noticed some yellow jacket trap attractant. In it there are two vials of yellowjacket pharamone that last up to 3 weeks for only 4 bucks. On the back of the packaging the warning states that "due to the EXTREME EFFECTIVENESS of the attractant be careful. It goes on to baiscaly say if you get it on you get inside quick,wash with a degreaser type soap and hope they dont find there way in. I couldn't help but think of the thousands of entertaining uses for this product. Like that jerk that takes up 3 spots in the front of walmart but leaves his windows cracked so the car doesent get hot. Well I hope he likes the spot because his car's going to be there a while. Perhaps that adulterous ex wife is getting married in an outdoor cerimony and you want to get her a gift but you don't have much to spend because she took everything you have. All I know is I spent 30+ bucks taking the family to Shrek 3 and it was not near as entertainig as 2 vials of jellowjacket pharamone is going to be.

:cool: Sweeet. . . . . .

That is awsome... Hope I never piss you off:D

Wonder if it would be effective around Christmas time? Talk about a great gift to the X or maybe a slick repackaging Something along the lines of:

Are you tired of dodging those flying pest? Tired of Being threatened by the Yellow Jackets and Wasps? Try Our proven Flying Bug Lotion just apply a small amount to the back of your collar.

Yea it would be that perfect gift for that one somebody.

Only you would have found something like this and the great uses for it Dale!:eek:

I hope I dont ever get on your bad list!

Dang Gooch. Why didn't you find this about a month ago. My Ex just got married to Ed Buckner the weather man in an outdoor wedding. That would have been fun.

Dang, Dale, you are a hard man. But it does sound like fun. I know a few who could use some of that purfume.

I eat yellowjackets for breakfast with milk.....!! HAHAHA, yeah right, that's mean man...I LIKE IT! MM

Lets get some of this to throw at the 90 mile an hour boats in the Little Maumelle.
Gooch, you are smarter than you look.
DP

what do you use yellowjacket attractant for? I would think you would want the opposite effect.

They make yellowjacket, fly, ant, pheronomes but they can't make one to attract female humans?!?

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Originally Posted by LazyJ

They make yellowjacket, fly, ant, pheronomes but they can't make one to attract female humans?!?

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If they did probably would'nt work for polocks anyway. He He!:D

Dale, don't open the package i sent to you, you weren't supposed to know this stuff was out there......just kidding, I didn't send you anything. Does sound like a very revengefull item though.

I don't know why they would make it unless it was go herd up all the yellow jackets on your land to one location so that they could be eleminated.

Dang Dale, you are hard core, however this D_O_E_S sound like fun. :D

Wonder if you could put the stuff in a perfume bottle ?:confused: I'd like to send some to my ex .:D

I think it's call PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE behavior. Very dangerous. It's just not the jarhead way. You'll see me coming head on (charge) or you'll feel it before you hear it (some of you will know what that means). LOL.

good ideer, better than hiding a fish