Arkie Jigs Raffle #022020 - post a funny fishy pic or story! Ends 03/31/2020

Post a funny. A Funny fishing joke/story or fishing pic. AND POST SOMETHING NEW - WE WANNA LAUGH, no WE NEED TO LAUGH

You are allowed a post a day.

At the end of the raffle, a random winner will be selected.

Thank you Arkie Jigs for this wonderful prize pack. 32 ten packs. Yes I said 32 packs of 10 jigs. That's 320 jigs total! You will be set for a long long time. Wow.

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While swinging minnows through the current at a bridge Heather hooked a bridge pilling when the float went under she thought she had a fish. So did the guys on the other bank. After a five minute fight she broke her line off. She make one heck of a show out of it. Those guys on the other bank thought she had lost a monster.

I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast in it. :biggrin

1. Q: What kind of fish plays the guitar?
   A: Bassist

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
LittleJohn

Two fish are in a tank; one looks at the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Why do fish swim in schools?

Because they can't walk.

One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing.
A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.
Frank then said, “Gee Bob, I didn’t know you had it in you!”
Bob then replies, “It’s the least I could do. After all, I was married to her for 30 years.”

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What did the crappie think when it ran into a wall? DAM

Where do sick fish go to get well? To the sturgeon.

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Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

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Late Oct last year I left the key on in the boat, wasn’t funny to me but my wife laughed as I stripped late night and took a dip to trailer the boat. Glad I had a 24v trolling motor so I didn’t have to paddle for miles. Man that water was cold.

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A crappie day fishing is better than a work day.

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The very first fish I ever caught both of us got hooked. I still am.

A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”
“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”

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What part of a fish weighs the most?
It’s scales!

What is the favorite meal of the Loch Ness Monster? Fish’n’ships.

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The very first fish I ever caught both of us got hooked. I still am.

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Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.
“No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.”
“It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”

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I tell fish jokes just for the halibut.

A good day fishing is better than any day at work.

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FISH: an animal that grows the fastest
between the time it’s caught
and the time the fisherman
describes it to his friends.

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