Blue Attack Minnows Fail

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12-13-2018, 10:02 PM
brettw

Blue Attack Minnows Fail

First trip in months so i decided to spring for the world's best bait, the Blue Attack Minnows.
I go to Pendleton's and ask for them and the owner says to "Wait here".
5 minutes later she returned with the dangest, fiercest minnows alive. They come with a special dip net. You can't just put a regular net in the bucket. These minnows would rip it to shreds.
Start fishing with them.

NOTHING!

Move to Torrence creek

NOTHING

Try Big Allison

NOTHING

I thought at 3$ each they were guaranteed to catch fish.

Thats what Uncle Remus has been saying for years.

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12-14-2018, 05:21 AM
Lloakley930

Gotta fish out of the front of the boat with them I’ve heard. That way they can pull the boat without using the TM.
12-14-2018, 06:37 AM
brettw

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloakley930

Gotta fish out of the front of the boat with them I’ve heard. That way they can pull the boat without using the TM.

There you go,
Thats the stuff Remus keeps to himself.

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12-14-2018, 09:18 AM
BigDawgg

Brett, Uncle Remus trains his to be the most aggressive marine seals possible. They tread water several weeks in a special tank designed to keep them swimming in circles until he release's them into a larger tank for river and large lake conditioning. Simply said get them from him and you'll never buy another from Pendleton's I assure you. :highfive His minnows will pull his pontoon for hours before exhaustion takes over, then they flip over and back stroke! :Rofl BTAM by the pound!!!!:twocents
12-14-2018, 10:00 AM
brettw

Lol, will do.
Does Remus ship fresh minnows locally and internationally??

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12-14-2018, 10:06 AM
brettw

This is what i had yesterday.
But is it a real one?

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12-14-2018, 10:07 AM
brettw

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12-14-2018, 10:25 AM
Lloakley930

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I don’t know. This was a picture of them training I thought.
12-14-2018, 10:30 AM
trypman1

LOL? I don't know about those! Will they eat Silver Carp?
12-14-2018, 11:58 AM
brettw

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Originally Posted by Lloakley930

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I don’t know. This was a picture of them training I thought.

Yes, according to Remus, this is his graduate school class.

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12-14-2018, 05:04 PM
ofishlbizzness

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Originally Posted by brettw

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That is one of them Chinese rip offs. You wuz had. Report it to the nearest Blue Minnow Training :cheers2
12-15-2018, 08:32 AM
STUMP HUNTER

Not sure the reason this thread was locked but I unlocked it. Telling Brett he can't fish isn't anything new so carry on :Rofl
12-15-2018, 11:46 AM
brettw

Quote:

Originally Posted by STUMP HUNTER

Not sure the reason this thread was locked but I unlocked it. Telling Brett he can't fish isn't anything new so carry on :Rofl

Lol
I need special help, like at elementary school

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12-15-2018, 11:47 AM
FurFlyin

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Originally Posted by brettw

Lol
I need special help, like at elementary school

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There's a good chance that we're related.
12-15-2018, 11:51 AM
BigDawgg

We'd be bored without you Brett ! :biggrin Merry Christmas! :santa
12-15-2018, 03:09 PM
brettw

I really want to teach yall to use the Livescope.
If only 20 of you will send me $100 i will get it and put on a Dandy clinic!

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12-17-2018, 08:54 PM
uncle remus

Quote:

Originally Posted by brettw

First trip in months so i decided to spring for the world's best bait, the Blue Attack Minnows.
I go to Pendleton's and ask for them and the owner says to "Wait here".
5 minutes later she returned with the dangest, fiercest minnows alive. They come with a special dip net. You can't just put a regular net in the bucket. These minnows would rip it to shreds.
Start fishing with them.

NOTHING!

Move to Torrence creek

NOTHING

Try Big Allison

NOTHING

I thought at 3$ each they were guaranteed to catch fish.

Thats what Uncle Remus has been saying for years.

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hey brett you didn't get navy blue seal military trained minners you got them speckled tail big eye black spot carp that wear them pink hats like them she minners out in California wear when they protesting :Rofl :Rofl .
my navy blue seal military trained minners come with a life time guarantee (they will catch fish or die trying) or you can return and pay a small retranning fee of only $13.27 each that will be used to buy ink for my first edition book on how to train navy blue seal minners :biggrin :biggrin
12-18-2018, 05:32 AM
ofishlbizzness

Oh No ! Another of them get rich quick schemes ! Hope this weather breaks soon. These guys need some fresh air and sunshine.:help
12-18-2018, 05:11 PM
brettw

Quote:

Originally Posted by ofishlbizzness

Oh No ! Another of them get rich quick schemes ! Hope this weather breaks soon. These guys need some fresh air and sunshine.:help

Without you showing me how, i was sunk out there

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