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Slipping in the kitchen, missing the door frame and counter as you grab to stop the fall, crashing your head through the sheet rock, twisting your back and busting your knee hard on the concrete floor...
This was my morning!
Five hours later, I feel like I played tackle football... I am fairly certain there is nothing broken...
Da Wifey came running, but now she just wants the wall fixed!
Don't think I'm fishing tomorrow....
Dadgummit Cliff....you gonna have to be more careful
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Ya think? Balance and dexterity have left the building, I guess... The dang floor wasn't even wet, and I'm pretty sure it didn't move... But, the slippers are out of here... Whoever named them that was dead on! Shouldn't there be a government warning label?
Yikes, be careful! More fish to catch.
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Let me get this straight. Clifford are you the one that lost the lucky hat or do I have it wrong?
Yep, that would be me!
Have you gone back to look for it before anything else happens :dono
You know, the Good Lord gave us bare feet for a reason...... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CliffordN
Looks like old age is setting in
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Not sure what I could say to that!
Glad nothing was really hurt but your pride!
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ALRIGHT GRACIE . FLOOR JUST JUMP UP AND TRIPPED YOU . GLAD YOUR NOT HURT TO BAD . YOU NEED A DAY ON THE LAKE IN THE SUN . :Rofl
Which hat was it ? Will get slab to send you one to keep you healthy . :ThumbsUp
IT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL . IT GOT LOST SOMEWHERE .:dono SEND IT TO ME I WILL GET IT TO HIM
I don't know nuthin' about old people other than G, and I'm pretty sure he's too old to be a good model to judge from. He's so ancient we'd have to cut him in two and count the rings just to be sure.
Anyhow, I was talking to 4thethump and he said if your head went through the sheetrock it's bound to be the ugliest hole in the house, so we're with the wife, you better get that patched up quick. Don't want to scare old women and children.
:) Here's to bettter days.
Wannabe...
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IF ANYTHING IT PROBABLY IMPROVED HIS LOOKS . BUT HE HAD BETTER GET HIS WIFE TAKEN CARE OF AND FIX THAT HOLE . YOU KNOW IT IS BOUND TO BE AN UGLY HOLE . :Rofl
Bad things happen when you're not fishing!
I got my new hat in the mail today, and I have been cutting grass a little at a time most of the morning. I ain't gonna say it don't hurt...
But, DeltaBull wants me to go out on the water this afternoon, and I'm gonna try to make that happen...
Da Wifey says I need to just gut it out, and get the chores done... Here's my reply to that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXT1clXc04
Bwahahaha :Rofl
:Rofl:Rofl YOU BETTER DO WHAT SHE SAYS
So, how was the fishing?:biggrin
Can't say anything about the graceful part as I just got my left arm out of the cast and the stitches removed. Got my feet tangled with some boxes and went straight back. Broke the very tip off of my elbow. A little surgery, a few stitches and a cast for 3 weeks. Good to go now.
Dadgummit Gary.....you old geezer
Yep! Can't escape the age monster.
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NO BUT WE CAN FIGHT IT AS LONG AS ...........
Yes, sir. Every morning that the Lord wakes me up the battle will rage.
I have always been told that the alternative to getting older is worse! Keep getting up as long as possible.
I think many of us have a "slippers" story. Mine was back in November. Let me give you the play by play. 1. put slippers on 2. start going down carpeted stairs 3. carpet stairs and slippers equals ski slope 4. down I go w/o the required ski poles (if that's what they are called) 5. fall on shoulder 6. massive complete, rip off the bone rotator cuff injury 7. in for surgery 8. up to 1 year to completely heal 9. but back fishing after about 3 months. Moral of the story: keep the slippers in the box and off your feet.
Done set in got more brused spots than a football player.Quote:
Originally Posted by "G"
Not even gonna start a discussion of how many times I have looked down and found blood running down my arms... Thin skin be dadgummed!