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03-28-2018, 01:13 PM
Slab

Arkie Jigs Raffle #21806 - post a funny fishy pic or story! Ends 4/30/2018

Post a funny. A Funny fishing joke/story or fishing pic.

You are allowed a post a day.

At the end of the raffle, a random winner will be selected.

Thank you Arkie Jigs for this wonderful prize pack. 32 ten packs. Yes I said 32 packs of 10 jigs. That's 320 jigs total! You will be set for a long long time. Wow.

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16 packs of 1/16 OZ jigs, assorted colors, colors may vary.

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16 packs of 1/4 OZ jigs, assorted colors, colors may vary.

A winner will be selected at some time on the end date of the raffle.

Thank you Arkie Jigs for your support. Please support those that support us.

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03-28-2018, 01:16 PM
Jman5626

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03-28-2018, 05:09 PM
jordanjones

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.

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03-28-2018, 10:27 PM
LittleJohn

There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank.
He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle."
LittleJohn
03-29-2018, 07:47 AM
SlabSlider

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03-29-2018, 08:29 AM
KOG

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03-29-2018, 02:25 PM
jordanjones

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have seen it

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03-29-2018, 02:28 PM
INDyak

The first day I got my kayak me and a couple buddies took them to the local lakes, 1st time either of them had ever been in a kayak. Outside temp is about 40 degrees. Long story short, my one buddy is in my kayak maybe 15 yards of the ramp. I'm looking away tying a jig on and I hear the splash. He's flipped it. Swims inshore, and proceeds to strip his wet clothes off..so we're figured were gonna head home. Nope he teaches down grabs his fishing pole and keeps fishing for another 2 hrs in his soaked boxers and boots..in at most 40 degree temps. Didn't catch a thing but will never forget that trip
03-29-2018, 05:55 PM
NightShift

Q: What do fish and women have in common?
A: They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
03-29-2018, 06:21 PM
Warner22

It's wetter than bass p***y outside

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03-29-2018, 06:52 PM
ET Fish

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03-29-2018, 07:47 PM
waterdog101

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A fisherman in Ky got snagged and pulled up a copper phone wire, that dated back a hundred years, and it made the news, Ky had phone service a hundred years ago, and a fisherman in California started dragging his fishing lake, and sure enough he snagged a copper phone wire that dated back a hundred and fifty years, and it made the news, California had phone service fifty years before Ky, so this guy in Texas started dragging every lake in Texas for a copper phone wire but never could find one, and it made the news, he stated his search proved, Texas went wireless over 150 years ago...

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03-29-2018, 10:06 PM
LittleJohn

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03-29-2018, 11:00 PM
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03-30-2018, 01:47 AM
smithlaker

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03-30-2018, 04:35 AM
SlabSlider

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03-30-2018, 04:53 AM
catfish45

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03-30-2018, 08:42 AM
KOG

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03-30-2018, 08:50 AM
ET Fish

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03-30-2018, 09:20 AM
jordanjones

two guys walk into a bar. you would think the second one would have seen it

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03-30-2018, 09:44 AM
NCkenner

There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant. Three fish got battered

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03-30-2018, 10:52 AM
broz

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03-30-2018, 11:46 AM
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03-30-2018, 10:02 PM
LittleJohn

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03-31-2018, 07:34 AM
ET Fish

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03-31-2018, 07:51 AM
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03-31-2018, 07:52 AM
jordanjones

Two guys walk into a bat, you'd think the second would've seen it

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03-31-2018, 08:25 AM
KOG

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03-31-2018, 08:53 AM
INDyak

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03-31-2018, 09:09 AM
SlabSlider

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03-31-2018, 10:10 AM
Slabby15

When my fishing partner caught a small catfish and threw it at the lake near me to splash water on me and it stuck it's side fin in my ankle. Then my ankle swelled up like a balloon, that was really, really funny, at least now it is. Then, I was about to kill him. We caught a limit of crappie so all was well.
04-01-2018, 12:14 AM
CrappieDontTap

Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Take a cod, any cod.
04-01-2018, 01:41 AM
SlabSlider

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04-01-2018, 06:08 AM
brettw

My friend throws his new net in the lake to show me it floats. BYE BYE!!

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04-01-2018, 06:37 AM
ET Fish

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04-01-2018, 08:41 AM
KOG

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04-01-2018, 09:44 AM
INDyak

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04-01-2018, 11:57 AM
ofishlbizzness

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04-01-2018, 12:21 PM
Retired2Fish

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04-01-2018, 08:59 PM
jordanjones

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second would have seen it

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