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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Sounded logical to me. :dono
Makes perfect sense if you don't think about it . :biggrin
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That's great!
There was a local guy worked at a filling station when I was a young teenager. He wasn't all there. Rode a blue moped around town. He liked to hang out at a skeezy little dive called "The Cellar Club". I was with dad getting gas at the station one day. Dude was bandaged up from head to toe almost! Looked like a mummy! Dad asked him what happened? "Wrecked my moped" he replied. "Where at?" asked dad. "From The Cellar Club all the way to the house!!!!" :Rofl :cheers2:Rofl
True story I promise!
Good one
Good thinking! Lol.
I can see how that made sense!
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New a feller back in the day used to drink DR.Tish and chase it with Vanilla Extract!!! We called him CREED from Abbeville MS. No Animals and or fishes were harmed during this documentary!!!
Dr. Tish
Fishes
I could see how that would happen:cheers2
Yea we thought he was the worst. Now I Creep around in Walmart and decipher Meth Heads vs crack heads!!! Metheads have scrapes and holes in the face and crackheads have bad teeth mostly missing teeth!!!!!!! Then I Thank our God for my salvation, family and not being a victim of the Devil and our Government!!!!