With Don's blessing, adding new moderator

Without further ado, we added a new moderator to C.c. Please help me razz, I mean welcome him aboard. He will be mod of this state, hunting and salt water. Soon to be fishing stories as well. I will be needing time in the near future to crank up some contests again. Since I try to spread them out sight wide, they do take up some time. Steve has volunteered to help me with my primary forum's as well as to help Don on here. So again I say thanks and welcome, Just Steve. PS I think you may have a post or 2 to add to the saltwater forum, now get to work.:biggrin:santa

Awe come on now.........

Hunting Mod? His effective ratio is “Empty Freezer”

Salt Water, yeah, I can see that.....

Michigan? Does that mean that SpartanNation & I have to behave?????????

You know he has the technical ability of Wilbur the goat......


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Another thought crossed my mind.

He can’t “Moderate” between the hours of 8pm-4am on week days, and 9pm-5am on weekends and Holidays.

Like right now, he is probably sleeping off a high dose of Melatonin, and Metamucil.

After a early morning cup of geriatric coffee, he can then Moderate.

The NIGHT TIME is owned by OneidaEagle.......

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Hey Steve,

Good morning....... lol


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Good morning OE




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You do know that it was only due to Steve's involvement in the conversations that some of your posts weren't deleted...a gnats hair separated you from obscurity. Just sayin.

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Awe come on now.........


Michigan? Does that mean that SpartanNation & I have to behave?????????

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Whew, for a minute there I thought it was going to be someone that wanted to rule the Michigan section like Heinrich Himmler.

Steve can be bribed with fishing trips, knotty pine tounge and groove, and boat stickers!

I am surprised howeve as it was only recently he figured out that the little green button on his phone was to answer it and not make it go faster! Does this mean he is going to be stepping up to the newer I-Phone 2 model?

I suspect it will be "Judy Moderated" and "Steve approved"!!! Remember, we don't tease you unless we like you. And we must really like Steve.

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You do know that it was only due to Steve's involvement in the conversations that some of your posts weren't deleted...a gnats hair separated you from obscurity. Just sayin.

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OE :superman

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Whew, for a minute there I thought it was going to be someone that wanted to rule the Michigan section like Heinrich Himmler.

Steve can be bribed with fishing trips, knotty pine tounge and groove, and boat stickers!

I am surprised howeve as it was only recently he figured out that the little green button on his phone was to answer it and not make it go faster! Does this mean he is going to be stepping up to the newer I-Phone 2 model?

I suspect it will be "Judy Moderated" and "Steve approved"!!! Remember, we don't tease you unless we like you. And we must really like Steve.

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Don't worry, I got this......I did moderator duties on a couple other forums years ago.....but I like the idea of fishing trips, and t&g panelling.....not much of a fan of putting too many stickers on that Beautiful shiny Alumacraft though!

Looking forward to Moderator perks too, corporate jet, chaufeurred limos, and pick out of the crappiedotcom fleet of boats to use.....

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Don't worry, I got this......I did moderator duties on a couple other forums years ago.....but I like the idea of fishing trips, and t&g panelling.....not much of a fan of putting too many stickers on that Beautiful shiny Alumacraft though!

Looking forward to Moderator perks too, corporate jet, chaufeurred limos, and pick out of the crappiedotcom fleet of boats to use.....

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SpartanNation,

With all these new perks he is getting, the launch at Morrison may not be wide enough for the cranium.

Looks like it’s you and me buddy.........

We can sit in the boat, make fun of each other, and call each other names......

When we run out of material, we can talk about Steve, while he tries to figure out how to launch the Jet, and why he can’t fly the boat...........

:)

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Looking forward to Moderator perks too, corporate jet, chaufeurred limos, and pick out of the crappiedotcom fleet of boats to use.....

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What!!! Boy did I miss the boat...literally.

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What!!! Boy did I miss the boat...literally.

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Check and see in your contract when you are up for re negotiations.......as long as you've been doing mod duties, I bet your perks are better.

If his head gets too big he'll need a DD sized bikini top on his boat

I'm thinking this trip to Florida for a "wedding" was a cover for a meeting with Slab to negotiate a contract ( or snitch on his buddies in Michigan ) and that was really the company boat he was fishing out of. I should have known when I saw the suit. Now it all makes sense. Just remember, snitches end up in ditches.nonono:Rofl

I guess i need to talk to Slab about all these perks lol

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I'm thinking this trip to Florida for a "wedding" was a cover for a meeting with Slab to negotiate a contract ( or snitch on his buddies in Michigan ) and that was really the company boat he was fishing out of. I should have known when I saw the suit. Now it all makes sense. Just remember, snitches end up in ditches.nonono:Rofl

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I thought "Snitches get Stitches"?

It all makes sense now. The trip to Florida, the suit and tie, a nice hair cut! That sellout! Nice mention of the Bikini top. I was going to fit something in last night but you beat me to it!

I think we are being too hard on him. OE stays up till 11pm and makes his posts (which no one sees because we are all in bed) and Steve gets up at 2:45am and deletes said post before anyone can see it. Perfect plan honestly!
He usually has 6 hours before it gets daylight and he heads out to work.... what else is he going to do? I know, he could take care of Wilbur the goat. Lets start a collection!

Steve needs a buddy to get him through those early mornings. I'll throw in $25 bucks. OE, see if you can find us a goat!!!!!!! I'll get a dog collar, Jerry, you get some chain (they will eat through rope). OE throws the goat in his truck (must ride in the front seat so as not to get cold). Make sure to put a hat on him so others don't stare at you more than normal! Pick Jerry up on your way. Goat can go in the back seat. Provide some food at this point in time or I'm sure Wilbur will eat the head rest. I'll wait for you at the park and ride just south of 69 and 96. We creep in to Steves at 8:45pm (cause he is already fast asleep) and chain Wilbur to the bumper of his truck!

Please make sure to find the most ornery goat available. One that the owner has sworn to either shoot or leave in the woods for dead. The type that eats EVERYTHING. Grass, truck tires, tulips, rope, dirt from the ground. I'll get "Special K" to make a custom T-shirt for Wilbur with his name on the front and "Property of Steve Ash" on the back. Or maybe "Haulin Ash"!

It shouldn’t be hard for OE to find a ugly mean nasty old goat.....his old girlfriend is probably still in Ionia


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It shouldn’t be hard for OE to find a ugly mean nasty old goat.....his old girlfriend is probably still in Ionia


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That made me laugh!

Although, with the current state of affairs in the U.S today, we may have a hard time explaining to an officer why an ex ugly girlfriend is eating a headrest in the back seat of OE's truck while Jerry and I laugh uncontrollably. Might even be harder to explain why said girlfriend is wearing a dog collar and chain.

You might have further issues however when Judy wakes up in the morning to find this Ugly girl chained to the bumper of your truck!

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I thought "Snitches get Stitches"?

It all makes sense now. The trip to Florida, the suit and tie, a nice hair cut! That sellout! Nice mention of the Bikini top. I was going to fit something in last night but you beat me to it!

I think we are being too hard on him. OE stays up till 11pm and makes his posts (which no one sees because we are all in bed) and Steve gets up at 2:45am and deletes said post before anyone can see it. Perfect plan honestly!
He usually has 6 hours before it gets daylight and he heads out to work.... what else is he going to do? I know, he could take care of Wilbur the goat. Lets start a collection!

Steve needs a buddy to get him through those early mornings. I'll throw in $25 bucks. OE, see if you can find us a goat!!!!!!! I'll get a dog collar, Jerry, you get some chain (they will eat through rope). OE throws the goat in his truck (must ride in the front seat so as not to get cold). Make sure to put a hat on him so others don't stare at you more than normal! Pick Jerry up on your way. Goat can go in the back seat. Provide some food at this point in time or I'm sure Wilbur will eat the head rest. I'll wait for you at the park and ride just south of 69 and 96. We creep in to Steves at 8:45pm (cause he is already fast asleep) and chain Wilbur to the bumper of his truck!

Please make sure to find the most ornery goat available. One that the owner has sworn to either shoot or leave in the woods for dead. The type that eats EVERYTHING. Grass, truck tires, tulips, rope, dirt from the ground. I'll get "Special K" to make a custom T-shirt for Wilbur with his name on the front and "Property of Steve Ash" on the back. Or maybe "Haulin Ash"!

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"OE stays up till 11pm and makes his posts (which no one sees because we are all in bed) and Steve gets up at 2:45am and deletes said post before anyone can see it."
Dang It, No wonder my Post count it so low......


"OE, see if you can find us a goat!!!!!!!"
Anyone have another $25.00? Goat in Belding for $50.00, that should fit the bill.
https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/g...400245227.html


"Make sure to put a hat on him so others don't stare at you more than normal!"
Its a Goat, and I would have to drive through Ionia, No hat needed, would be considered "Normal"

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That made me laugh!

Although, with the current state of affairs in the U.S today, we may have a hard time explaining to an officer why an ex ugly girlfriend is eating a headrest in the back seat of OE's truck while Jerry and I laugh uncontrollably. Might even be harder to explain why said girlfriend is wearing a dog collar and chain.

You might have further issues however when Judy wakes up in the morning to find this Ugly girl chained to the bumper of your truck!

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Through Ionia form Belding with said GOAT? are you NUTS?

That is about as NORMAL as that place gets.


As I am driving down M66 through Ionia to get to M50 to get to Steves, with Jerry & Rich


Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over,

Aaron: No sir,

Officer: Hey I know you,

Aaron: No, No you don't, Really, just passing through......

Officer: Yeah, Yeah, I recognize you from the VHF Tape in the county evidence room.

Aaron: No I'm not him

Rich: Huh? OE, whats he talking about?

Aaron: Nothing, it wasn't ME.

Officer: Yeah, Just a sec: "Control, can you text me a picture of that guy on the VHS in the County evidence room?

Control: Yeah, you mean the one where that skinny Ginger kid looks like he was having a good time, but said he didn't? That one?

Officer: Yeah, that one, the one where she saved him with body heat.

Aaron: That was not me:

Officer Cell: DING, Hey it is you, I'm really sorry about that, she did like you, hasn't been the same since.......

Aaron: WAS NOT ME!

Officer: Hey you two in the back, does this look like him?

Goat: Baaaaaaaa,

Jerry: DANG that title nick name fits.

Rich: Aaron, why is this goat's leg kicking????

Aaron: Jerry smells good to him.......

Officer: Say, you gonna make a video with that Goat & them there two feller's? Can you send us a copy?

Rich & Jerry: I can't get out, OE locked the doors. Quick, talk to the officer.

Rich: I cant the windows don't come down

Aaron: (To Officer) I was not planning, but can, Yeah, sure, but I am not that guy!

Officer: Sweet, move along, and watch your speed.

Rich & Jerry: We saw that girl in the picture with you, you EVER get cold in the winter?

Aaron: No, it was not ME, now lets get to Steve's before he wakes up........

Goat: BAaaaaaaa

For the record,

Everyone has a place they can not stand for one reason or another, but I CANNOT STAND Ionia.

I will avoid it at all costs. The closest I get to Ionia, is either I96 drive on the highway, or a preferred brief stretch of M50 & Morrison Lake on occasion.

After that, I have no need, no desire, no wish to go anywhere near that place.............

OE

Too funny almost fell out my chair laughing at the three amigos!!!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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:Rofl:cheers2:Rofl

Goat even had a part.

Maybe a small pygmy goat that Judy could keep inside like a pet. Little Wilbur

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Maybe we could find a "special" goat for Steve, one that eats tin cans and poops nails. Imagine the money Steve would save. Of course, he would have to figure out how to change orifice size for 8d, 12d, 16d and ring shank pole barn spikes.

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Bout darn near fell off the couch laughing


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Oh,

Wait, give me a minute or two Jerry, I’ll correct it.......


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Test

Steve can use that for his new Business cards............

Okay that was fun , but I'm closing this thread. "D"

Okay that was fun , but I'm closing this thread. "D"