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FLE FLY Funny Contest.

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Simply POST Something Funny in this thread and you are automatically entered in the raffle. You are allowed One Post per day.

* When the contest is over, we will randomly pick a thread page and a Winner.

If you make more than one post in this thread on the same day, only your first post made that day will count. If a disqualified post number happens to be chosen, another random number will be selected. Disqualified entries on the chosen page will be deleted to allow valid entries to be considered.

So let's let the games begin. This raffle will be for some great FLE FLY products.

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12 packages of soft plastics including 2 inch and 2.5 inch GO GO MINNOWS plus the new 2.5 inch CRAPPIE KICKER
3 bottles of FLE FLY “LURE FLAVOR” - Longest Lasting Lure Flavor Guaranteed

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Size L only

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FLE FLY Koozie

Thank you FLE FLY for some great prizes. Please support those that support us.

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This raffle ends some time on the date mentioned in the thread title. A winner will be declared thereafter.

Disclaimer: Prizes and rules subject to change without notific

What did the fish say when he posted bail? Im off the hook

The wind has been real funny this year in Georgia. Sail boat trolling.

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Why do fish swim in schools?

Because they can't walk.

Took a Bass Fisherman crappie fishing
I gotta tell you about the first bite he got, I'm still laughing about it. I fish with 12' rod rigged with a slip float and minnows. I got him all set up and showed him where to put his bait next to an overflow pipe we were fishing. I caught one and then saw him float had started down and I said OK set the the hook. Well he had one hand ahead of the reel and one on the butt and he set the hook like he was worm fishing for Bass. That crappie came flying out of the water and over the boat and landed in the water on the other side of the boat probably minus a lot of mouth. Well needless to say it was a few minutes before I could get back to fishing because I was laughing so hard! He did catch his second bite and we ended up with 27.

We gotta get outta here.
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Attachment 230775 We sent this pic out to my sons grandma see said looks good beside the dog in the background. Oops!!

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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Beats me.
Something catchy!

My son wasn't able to hear until he was about a year old when he got tubes in his ears. No, not the kind you fish with. When he turned 2 my wife and I took him to the pool for the first time.

Him: (as we lathered him down with sunscreen) I want to get in the cat pool.
Me: In the what?
Him: The cat pool!
Me: (puzzled) In the what?
Him: In the CAT POOL!
Me: (looking at my wife trying to figure out what in the world he was talking about) You want to get in the cat pool? Son, I'm sorry buddy, but I don't know what a cat pool is.

I figured it out when he ran and jumped in the kiddie pool. Apparently he thought we were taking him to the kitty pool. I love that boy!

Got a new rod n reel for my wife...

Purty good trade, I reckon

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The husband is going fishing, his wife grumbles at him: -Going fishing again, I bet you'll be back late and completely drunk.
3 am in the morning the doorbell rings. The wife opens the door and faces her drunken husband. He says
-See, you jinxed me, happy now?

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why fish swim in schools - cause they can't walk.............lol

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Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod.

Visiting Pastor

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10

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Crappie, the breakfast of champions!

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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool

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My wife and kid's absolutely hate this joke. I find it so funny that I can't help telling it waaaay too often.
Told with drunken slur.
What do ya call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!! follow up with chaotic laughter!

UL will win the NCAA

Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!

The fishing was so bad today,
even the liars didn't catch any!

Illinois weather is funny

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today

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

Dallas makes the playoffs. :)

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I think that I am going to win this contest for Fle Fly lures. That is real funny.