FLE FLY "Funny" Raffle #1550 - ends Christmas Day - Post a Funny...

FLE FLY Funny Contest.

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Simply POST Something Funny in this thread and you are automatically entered in the raffle. You are allowed One Post per day.

* When the contest is over, we will randomly pick a thread page and a Winner.

If you make more than one post in this thread on the same day, only your first post made that day will count. If a disqualified post number happens to be chosen, another random number will be selected. Disqualified entries on the chosen page will be deleted to allow valid entries to be considered.

So let's let the games begin. This raffle will be for some great FLE FLY products.

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12 packages of soft plastics including 2 inch and 2.5 inch GO GO MINNOWS plus the new 2.5 inch CRAPPIE KICKER
3 bottles of FLE FLY “LURE FLAVOR” - Longest Lasting Lure Flavor Guaranteed

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L or XL only

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Fish Towel

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FLE FLY Koozie

Thank you FLE FLY for some great prizes. Please support those that support us.

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This raffle ends some time on the date mentioned in the thread title. A winner will be declared thereafter.

Disclaimer: Prizes and rules subject to change without notification.

Browns will win the Super Bowl this season. :popcorn :biggrin

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Dawg does the dishes better than wifey.....lol

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Titans will win the Super Bowl!!!!

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Browns will win the Super Bowl this season. :popcorn :biggrin

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No they will win the first pick in the draft.

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I'm prettier than my wife :Rofl

Crappie, THE white meat!

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I'd rather be at work, not fishing!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Everyone is mature and friendly!

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

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I know more than my wife!!

Bill Bob actually caught a fish:biggrin

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It is really funny to think the Atlanta Falcons started 5 and 0.

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Browns will win the Super Bowl this season. :popcorn :biggrin

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You should hear my wife when I read your post Chaunc. She's still talking smack.

An old
geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.


He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.
Geezer's clinic ...

"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old
geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back.That will be $500."


Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything."
Dr.
Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."


Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
" Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place,so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Actually laughed out loud at that one...ole geezers can get cantankerous for sure!

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getting ready for crappie season

I don't fish.

Bill Bob actually caught two fish, and now is swearing off bubbly drinks.

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