Losing my Fishing Buddy to a Floozy Jack Russel

Dear Abby;
For three years now my Four legged fishing buddy has whined when I get home, whined to get in the boat to go fishing with me, been my faithful companion. I thought that would never change, until this Floozy Stray female Jack Russel has been dropped off in the hood. Now it's no more greetings when I get home, it's off to the races to see her, whine to get let out so he can run off to meet her and throws a fit every time he see's her outside through our windows. He has gone absolutely nuts for this Dang Stray. I cant even let him out off leash because he will run hunting for her, Which he has three times now. She is shy of people and when we chase him he runs where ever she does across the country side. It's a Winner dog drama... at my house and my wife is going to kill him before long. I don't know anyway to stop it other than build a fence, and I am not about to shoot the love of his life. Please Help. Won't be long before we see Winner Russel's running all over the SOUTH!!!

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Reporting for duty sir!!

I chased a few Floozies back in my younger days. Missed out on some fishing and hunting trips with my dad, uncles and cousins, but I sure had fun! Caught one every now and then, too. :)

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Man you've got a serious problem, I looked into the future and this is what I saw.Attachment 220842

Woohoo Titan. You da man!

HAHA I just figured out the solution. There will be a live trap set for that Floozy tonight, please don't get too mad at me if you suddenly see a mix of Winner/Jack Pups running around in your hood. It will be a totally random drop I promise. :biggrin

That's Funny right there, Mac and ABH. LMBO

weiner, for future reference

I before E, except after c, and sometimes w and y, hehehe. Looks like my grade school spelling teacher sunk in!

Thanks for the spell check, I've been in the south a long time. That's what I love about it we can pronounce things wrong and misspell things and even after a few cold ones we still know what where talking about. LOL

I used to have a weiner, and she was certainly a winner. when not being a fluzzy (as often she was), she was being a winner. but her whole life, she remained a weiner. I miss the winner weiner and would love to have a weiner winner.
myself, I am a 100% Arkie that grew up in Newport with a weiner that was a real winner :cheers2

and for the record, my misspelled fluzzy, would be a floozy to your winner :biggrin

After four days of heavy rain, the scent has been washed away. and Titan my Crazy Weiner dog is back to normal. Thank goodness, he was about to drive me and the wife batty. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways.