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We stopped by Lowe's yesterday to price out some new bathroom fixtures for our lake house. Some woman was gabbing to the salesman about soccer and just wouldn't shut up. After a few minutes of soccer gap, I managed to squeeze off a silent toot. It didn't take long to rid the soccer yacker.
Works every time.
:dono
You rocket guys are all alike. Always tooting something.
it works :Rofl
YES, it does work! :biggrin
How do you control your silencer? Never got the hang of it. Always afraid of a misfire........:Rofl
Some you can control, but some you can't!!:(Quote:
Originally Posted by RetiredRR
No problem, that works faster than the silent type. Course it might run the salesman off too. :RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by RetiredRR
Cane, was you the boy my granddaddy told the tale about?????
70 years ago or more a young fellow my grandfather grew up with was at the Neshoba County Fair with 2 young ladies, walking down the Midway he found himself in a bad situation, he had held it as long as he could. Giving in to the pressure he eased out a silent bomb, the girls smelled it and turned to look at each other, he emediately put his arms around them both and started walking saying, " If you both keep your mouths shut I will never know which one done it!!!":Rofl
Hey, Rees! That's a good one! However, if there is only one person other than yourself, what do you do?:scratchhead
quietly ask if they need paper.
I love it Tom. Also glad to know that I'm not alone. My technique is to slowly walk thru an empty aisle and as luck will have it someone trails me unaware of my intent. We call this crop dusting. The wife runs for the hills.
Who said bathroom humor is for little kids.
Once I had a gall bladder surgery my fart commando days ended.
HA HA!!!!
don't try that about your third day of a "Z" pack. Can't be trusted. Only one place to try it. DP
If you`re gonna pound out a memorable 1 that powerful be PROUD and OWN it !
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Originally Posted by Cane Pole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg
Those SBD's work great!!!!!!!!!LOL
Depends :RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by RetiredRR
Keeferfish, that's to punny.
"gene"
I have no further questions.:yikes
Sometimes I get a few more answers than I need on this site.
Thanks canepole made my day still chuckling over that one.
Hope you can make it to the Kentucky shind dig gonna be a good one.