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Got an email from a friend about Puns. Some were pretty funny so how about a "Pun Thread"? Respond to this with a pun and see how far we get.
I'll start:
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Your turn!
I joined C.c to read about fishing. I got hooked.
Thanks D, must not have many punners on here. This one I found funny:
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
Come on "D", don't be a one pun and done kind of feller.
Okay I'll try to stay on track. I was rail roaded into this post.
If you can think of a better fish pun ....... let minnow
A crappie was swimming and ran into a concrete wall. "Dam" he said.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I thought this would be a sew sew post, but looks like we running out of thread.
I' having Pun reading this.
Just to keep it going:
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery
Okay Ray,I took the bait,but the jig is up. I'm cranking now, when it's enough let minnow. That was a long line for a crappie pun.
Many, many years ago I was walking through a farmer’s field looking for bait to go blue gill fishing. As I walked along, I noticed a corn cob on the ground that was shaking and rolling in a most unusual way. I picked it up and a strange looking worm popped out of the corn cob. The worm wiggled out and said “My name is Motor”. “I am a magic worm and if you spare my life, I will tell you when to fish, what lakes to fish, what baits to use, etc.”
I figured I had nothing to lose, so I put him in my shirt pocket and took him home. After that, I always carried Motor in my shirt pocket and took him fishing with me. True to his word, Motor always gave me the best information on where and how I could catch fish. Time after time I brought my limit home.
Then one day, after walking through the farmer’s field looking for bait, I noticed that Motor was not in my shirt pocket. I looked everywhere for him but could not find him. I was despondent. Motor was gone.
For years I fished without him and hardly caught anything. I was lost without Motor. I almost gave up fishing.
Then one day, I was walking through the farmer’s field looking for bait and I noticed a corn cob on the ground that was shaking and rolling in an unusual way. I picked it up and to my surprise....OUT BORED MOTOR!!!!!!
Boy was I glad.
Crappiewisdom, That was a good one.
My grandpa told me that one a long time ago.
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Originally Posted by "D"