Shameless GPS ad

Gents,
All that saw my last report have shamelessly requested my GPS number so they may also partake of the Wylie Bounty that is so readily available to the average fisherman, THAT KNOWS WHERE (not) TO FISH!

Soooo,
I'm offering my services at www.brett'shoneyholenumbers.com

Yes It costs a few bucks a year to get the latest reports! and critical "areas to avoid" numbers. But the savings in gas and bait alone will more than make up for the fee. :deadhorse

Image completely eliminating large portions of Lake Wylie, as my reports confirm, over and over again, WHERE NOT TO FISH.

So, sign up today

The first 100 new members will also get my latest booklet "How To Not Rig a Minnow" as a super bonus!

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Now that's funny!:biggrin

Like!!

I think I'm the first member :dono :Rofl

Anybody ever tell you ......You aint right !!!! :Rofl Them is probably some of CK'S number's you tryin to pawn off on some gullable crappie fisherman. :dono You ain't right. Great post !!!

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Originally Posted by STUMP HUNTER

I think I'm the first member :dono :Rofl

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Confirmed
Stump Hunter is the first member, congrats.
You'll really enjoy the color brochure and laugh as you cruise past dead water

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Originally Posted by ofishlbizzness

Anybody ever tell you ......You aint right !!!! :Rofl Them is probably some of CK'S number's you tryin to pawn off on some gullable crappie fisherman. :dono You ain't right. Great post !!!

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CK only give out "general areas". Never EXACT GPS dead brush piles to avoid.
His web site is a hack

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Originally Posted by brettw

CK only give out "general areas". Never EXACT GPS dead brush piles to avoid.
His web site is a hack

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I'm thinking on what to say here! Do I want the cords or do I want to brave the chance of finding fish on my own.:dono

Do what you must.
If you want to go out there and thrash around like I do, spending lots of time on dead brush, go ahead.
As for me, I'm going to stay away from the best spots I know about. 🐟

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Originally Posted by BigDawgg

I'm thinking on what to say here! Do I want the cords or do I want to brave the chance of finding fish on my own.:dono

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If your dues are paid , you can fish anywhere you want!

Brett, I couldn't sleep last night thinking about away to help you so you don't have to go to this extreme. I think that if you fished closer to the Wylie dam and use those spark plugs you got for drop shot weights and a jig tied up about three foot above you may just be able to catch some of the biggest crappies around. Now Remus can attest to this statement. We both saw a gentleman twice having to use a net to land his crappies down next to the dam. He was using the drop shot method to fish his jigs in deep brush. So if you let the spark plug lay on the bottom in the brush you can let your jig dangle freely above the brush and catch a bunch. What do you think about this idea? I will spend most of my day today thinking about other ways I can help you save on certificates. I'm only here to help you anyway I can. Your friend BigDawgg! Your:welcome :cheers2

Getting deep in here! Watch him brettw, He is looking for your hotspots so him and Remus can go fish em dry for ya.

I'm just trying to help!:deadhorse:Rofl

man I'm scared to touch that one == :confused: all I wanted to do was catch a big pile of crappie like brettw
now he done open up a big web sight and making millions :dono === man Wylie paid off for him big time :Rofl :Rofl

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Brett, I couldn't sleep last night thinking about away to help you so you don't have to go to this extreme. I think that if you fished closer to the Wylie dam and use those spark plugs you got for drop shot weights and a jig tied up about three foot above you may just be able to catch some of the biggest crappies around. Now Remus can attest to this statement. We both saw a gentleman twice having to use a net to land his crappies down next to the dam. He was using the drop shot method to fish his jigs in deep brush. So if you let the spark plug lay on the bottom in the brush you can let your jig dangle freely above the brush and catch a bunch. What do you think about this idea? I will spend most of my day today thinking about other ways I can help you save on certificates. I'm only here to help you anyway I can. Your friend BigDawgg! Your:welcome :cheers2

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That damn makes me nervous.
I'd rather get skunked than be near it

Guess I'll start fishing lake Norman and make a few real friends
This was my last straw since my dog Rusty died in a horrible sinker making accident

I'll be ok
Even CK told me he was going to start fishing with his wife after my report

Poor Rusty, I can't imagine him being melted in with lead! Will you call your lead the best dog gone lead in the south?:popcorn Don't worry Pete will take you under his wing on Norman.:yikes

Rusty had a bad habit of barking a molten lead. Bad habit

Not trying to horn in on your business, but if you become a rich tycoon selling your locations, I might just have to buy a franchise and begin selling GPS coordinates on where NOT to catch any fish on Hartwell, Russell, AND Clarks Hill....all for one money!!:Rofl

Now look what the cat dragged in. Always huntin for a deal. Watch him brettw , he is a crafty one. Pickin at ya William. Aint seen ya here in a while.

Franchise opportunities are available!

Why pay you for bad spots to fish when they can follow me around and get them for free?

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Originally Posted by ScooperDude

Why pay you for bad spots to fish when they can follow me around and get them for free?

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because, my friend, I will organize all my dead zone areas and feed them into the 2 or 3,000 electronics that we have so that you may seamlessly see where I can;t catch fish, It's all very high tech. Spare no expense.

Careful Brett.....youre starting to sound EDUCATED!:yikes



BAWHAHAHA BAWHAHAHA BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl

the wife says she's embarrassed by my report
says i need all new equipment and a new rig and matching truck
BUT
I don't want to spend the money on myself
I got kids that are full grown but still need my money.

WHAT Would you do !!:dono

Dunno....Mine are grown and gone too but I can tell ya the spending NEVER quits. Ha!:biggrin

I think this is the funniest post I have read since I became a member. Very funny, Brett. Thanks for the laughs. :Rofl

Thanks,
Fact is if I'm not catching fish, which is most of the time, I enjoy making fun of myself
,and others! Attachment 210451 Free pic of my dog, Dizzy

looks like a very intelligent dog == did he/she tell you where not to fish? :dono

Truth is she was just a rental dog.
I get a cute rental dog when it's going to be a nice day, go to various parks.
All the ladies love to come and pet a cute dog!
Easier than catching a crappie:Rofl

I see film at eleven in the makings here! I hope your not using these GPS points of interest to sale as fishing spots.:banghead:Rofl

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Lets not show my wife of 29 yrs this thread.
She doesnt' know why i rent dogs !:popcorn

brettw I think you are on to something. We can make videos of tutorials of what not to do. I think both of us can cover a lot of area. Can I be the Vice President and Treasury? All money I will handle. We can use something like bitcoin so our users will get credit. We will guarantee they will not catch fish in our spots or money back.

Excellent ideas.
I'm putting you on R&D and marketing. I'll take beer sales and lake demos

I would be glad to help out on the beer sales ! I am very good at knowing what kind of beer ya got ! And will work for beer . Can't beat that for help ! :cheers2

Brettw how much are you paying Pete for his honey hole locations?:cheers2

You mean how much is Pete paying Brett for the advertisements and referrals!:yikes

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Brettw how much are you paying Pete for his honey hole locations?:cheers2

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I didn't want to have to post this, and no doubt Pete will deny this, but I stopped using Pete's info after I schooled him in the Crappie n Beer Tourney at Lake Bud. He got mad and took his bottle opener home:cheers2