Trolling crank baits and the wife
Last summer my wife, son and I were out on a local lake trolling crank baits for crappie. Our Lab always goes with us and we usually pull up on an island to let her run around and do her business. It's also a good time for us to do our business too, so my son and I stepped away from the boat and found a couple of trees for us. Well, I took the rods out of the rod holders and laid them down before we pulled into the shore line, and of course they all had crank baits with treble hooks on them. The next thing I knew my wife was hollering for me and telling my son to stay where he was. I stepped back to the boat and discovered that she decided to do her business by hanging over the side of the boat. The problem was she got her underwear caught on a crank bait, LOL! I had to cut the lure free from her underwear.
