It's so cold out my rod froze. I tried to set the hook. The pole exploded into hundreds of dagger like pieces.
One hit my eye, I sued the nation of China, got about 4 million settlement.
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It's so cold out my rod froze. I tried to set the hook. The pole exploded into hundreds of dagger like pieces.
One hit my eye, I sued the nation of China, got about 4 million settlement.
Hold on let me take my pants off, the shoes are already stinky
Had to run of two musk ox and a polar bear a little while ago. Then a Eskimo came thru asking directions.
Please! Someone take Brett fishing he is tripping out again. Cabin fever is getting to him.:dono:Rofl
I've got a call in to a friend up north. He's going to send down some Ice Fishing gear sounds like we'll need it soon.
It would be nice if Wylie would freeze over again like it did back in the 70's but only thicker. I would try ice fishing on Big Allison. Then you could say it was so cold.:popcorn
I remember riding around in Crowder's Creek to break up the ice. The ice sounded like bells when the wake of the boat moved it around. I'm sure that's old news to the Northern guys, but a Carolina boy don't see that too often.
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Originally Posted by blackhawk961
don't have to run musk ox and polar bear off I got a good musk ox polar bear, basset hound to keep them run off and she is as good on Eskimos as
she is on musk ox and polar bears. have not seen an Eskimo ,polar bear, or musk ox sense she been hear. if you want to rent her for a few days you
will have to wait till her foot gets well from a big fight with the last 2,000 lb
polar bear that came through hear. she ran him all way to the frozen tundra and cut her foot dragging him off an ice burg :biggrin
hey John how thick would be ??? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by BigDawgg
Dang, and I thought I was bad off
It's so cold I seen a flock of ducks flying over the house with the pond water froze to their feet, looks like Georgia is getting another duck pond!!!:dono:popcorn
Remus it is gettin so thick in here that it is bout to come over my waders !:biggrin Dont see the problem. IT AINT COLD YET. Aint seen no dog froze to a fire hydrant with one leg up yet. Thats cold.
It's so cold here my out house is down right pleasant smellin
John How about a fishing report. You were seen on the water.
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SO COLD THE POLITICANS HAD THEIR HANDS IN THEIR OWN POCKETS
now that is just down right cold!!!!
they must not be !(-:%(R@t$ :Rofl :Rofl