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You might be a Crappie fisherman if:
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You might be a Crappie fisherman if:
all you want for Christmas is more poles and bobbers.
you want a new boat in the worst way!!
Your poles are longer than your boat
your wife rips your a$$ because you left half a bottle of crappie nibbles loose in your pants pocket from a fishing trip the day before. and she washed them....................
your feet itch and you never stay at home
If you want new electronics every time a new model comes out.
You can tell the difference in taste over any other fish. (Unless your in Louisiana).
Your only goal in life is to be a Team Geezer Member and Billbob is your leader
Your an adult man and your favorite colors are Chartreuse and Pank!
your biggest shopping event of the year is the annual Grizzly Jig tackle show
you have every color of tube jig known to mankind
you skip a free Bahama cruise cause you'd rather go crappie fishin (yes, we actually did this!)
you have fishing tackle or magazines/books in EVERY room of your house
you own more fishing tee shirts than any other article of clothing and most of them came from crappie camps
You can't wait for the lakes to freeze over....
No matter your results, you keep on coming back.
You find that funny smell. After you realize you missed the live well with that one little fish and it has been sitting in the garage on a 90 degree week. Bad deal
When your favorite tree is always the one under water!
Your boat looks like a floating porcupine.
You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
You consistently come home at 2:00 in the morning stinking like fish and and your wife is not concerned.
Tater----now thats funny
You actually know the meaning of Electric Chicken!
I have to work.
You think 9 inches is a foot
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Your head is on a swivel when driving looking for little ponds.
You use google earth more than the NSA looking for little tucked away bodies of water.
You've found a dried up minnow in an article of clothing more than once.
if no matter how many jigs you own, you need more!
You log on to Crappie.com every morning before you go to work and every night before you go to bed.
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You got spots marked in your gps and you fish them even after you seen someone just leave them.
If work calls you to come in and you don't answer the phone.... and you're a snowplow driver
If you know how to make your fish look larger in a pic,..... than it actually is!!! :)
When your water running and your not sure if the plug is in:Doh:
When the weather has other fisherman staying at home you're out on the water.
When you know every baitshop within 50 miles that carries minnows and exact varieties carried by each!