What would you do in this situation?

:dono

time to hitch hike lol

A rake or long stick will do the trick.

choot him in the head !!!! skin him and fry em up !!! Oh and pick up the keys !!!:biggrin

I'd ask him how he drives with no feet or hands. :dono

Run screaming like a sissy girl and forget about the keys. Buy a new car.

Make yourself a new key ring from its rattle.

Go back fishing until he left

5 minutes after that, when I caught my breath, I would take a shower and change my underwear.

Walk home

I like Feelay's solution but .40 is always at hand.

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Originally Posted by strmwalker

choot him in the head !!!! skin him and fry em up !!! Oh and pick up the keys !!!:biggrin

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Exactly!!

I'm with strmwalker for sure.

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Originally Posted by RetiredRR

I'm with strmwalker for sure.

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Me too. 22LR on that to keep it clean. Good stuff right there.

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Originally Posted by Tracker123

Me too. 22LR on that to keep it clean. Good stuff right there.

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EXACTLY!!!!!!:ThumbsUp

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Originally Posted by strmwalker

choot him in the head !!!! skin him and fry em up !!! Oh and pick up the keys !!!:biggrin

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9mm is always close.

No problem as long as i see him before he sees me. :biggrin I'd put some rattles in my new crappie baits.

Let him drive, he's got the keys!!!!!!!!

One of the two species of snake in Arkansas.if it has rattles it's a rattlesnake. No rattles it's a cobra.

Find a long stick and get violent on him.

Get the net scoop him and give him a bath for like ten minutes , sell his hide , pan fry him up in butter and garlic a little season salt Mmmmm yummy , But you never said who's keys they are ?