You are a redneck if

You pick up roadkill. A while back I saw this beautiful cat alongside the road and it appeared freshly hit by a vehicle. So I stopped and picked it up putting it in the back of my truck. When I got home I got a big surprise as she was looking at me growling. I drove down the road and was going to try to let her out but realized she had a broken back. All I had was a shovel and it got ugly quick.

Lesson learned don't pick up dangerous animals that are not cold to touch. Fresh road kill may not be dead.


Road not so kill - YouTube

WOW!

You would be pissed too if hit by a truck . Then wake up in the back of a truck with a redneck shoving a shovel in your face!:Rofl

Thats funny Jw.

funny!!!!

Wow. One pisses off cat.

I always check my road kill to see if it has a pulse.

As Jerry Clower would say "Haaa, someone shoot in here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief "
Ok, so you probably got to be over 50 to have any idea who Jerry Clower is, let alone where the quote came from.

Bobby I love jerry clower, a classic he is lol

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As Jerry Clower would say "Haaa, someone shoot in here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief "
Ok, so you probably got to be over 50 to have any idea who Jerry Clower is, let alone where the quote came from.

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Not even close to 50, and I love me some Jerry Clower!

knock him out john:Rofl

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Originally Posted by Mac Daddy

As Jerry Clower would say "Haaa, someone shoot in here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief "
Ok, so you probably got to be over 50 to have any idea who Jerry Clower is, let alone where the quote came from.

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"Knock him out, John!" :Rofl

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"Knock him out, John!" :Rofl

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If there is anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, and you got 7 or 8 minutes then here you go. When I was growing up in the 70's we listened to Jerry all the time, it was clean fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI I've never posted a link before so I hope it works.

Man......... That sure brings back some memories........" you know a mans a redneck when he refers to sardines and spam as Horderves "

I had a friend do that with an alligator of all things. Put him in the trunk of the car and it "came alive" about an hour down the road. His wife(now known as plaintiff #1) was not happy when he put it in the trunk(her car) and really pissed when it came to and started thrashing and crapping all over her trunk.

He had soo many great stories......... but this is one of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlW9velocM

J.W., I just gotta ask....what was your first thoughts when you seen this fresh morsel laying lifeless on the side of the hiway.....were you thinkin Crockpot or Skillet? They make a tasty stew but sometimes those critters can be tough if you don't pressure cook 'em a while first. I once knew an older feller who could put em in the pot with a fresh killed possum and with his seasonins you couldn't tell the difference.....said he got a lot of practice back in the depression, LOL!

My thoughts were man that would make a pretty mount as it has great spots lol. I haven't ate any but it's white meat so I was gonna try it out.