Perdiciment

Been readin on here fer a while and finally gotta a question I need some help withs. Gramps passed on a months ago and we got to dibbyn up his belongs and in his finale will he left his boat to me and me ass uncle. I don't mesh well wit him and he don't like my moms so we got a problem. I seen a few of them sawed off boats at the bass dro shop they use on dem qauriums. Got me ponderin and uncle thinks we could split the boat in half. I'm think I can built me a trunsum right across where the cut gonna be. Uncle thinks he gonna put back half on the back side of his pantoon and it gonna fit in snug between the toons and straps them real good. Y'all think I can still put a small size motor on the back cause my couzin built him one out of weed eater and runs. Any y'all every tried doing sumtjin simlar? I'm just leave the front lectric moter up where it already be. We still cipherin on wat to do about traler. Uncle wants get a axl and cut it but we kant welder it so we don't now yet. Any ides? Much apretiate yer time

Do you already have a boat? If yes, let him have the whole thing. He will get ill or have some sort of trajedy in his life at some point (everyone does), and his mentality will change. When it does, he will see how he wronged you and other people, and the guilt will hurt much worse than anything you could have done. No sense in stirring up stuff. Cuz then yaw both are mad. Yaw both loose.

Just my opinion. I try not to be so opinionated, but ya asked, so I gave mine.

Take the motor and leave him the boat!

Just sell the boat and split the money

I'd cut it in half.

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Originally Posted by Big C

I'd cut it in half.

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Not my business, but I agree with G........... sensible way is to sell the boat and split it. Gl.

Split it longways down the middle then draw straws to see who gets the steering wheel.

There's a place or was in Water Valley, MS that will rebuild your cut in half boat. Trolling motor in rear with foot steering. I see a bunch of them on Enid in the early spring.

I deal with this sort of thing all the time. TRUST ME, cut that sucker in half. Chainsaw works when other tools are not available. Take plenty of picture(video if possible). Post them here so we can evaluate the process. I'm sorry to hear about this but u gotta do what u gotta do.

You should see if he would take some Coleman Fuel, Muriatic Acid, Acetone, Methanol/Denatured Alcohol, Red Devil Lye, Battery Acid, Ether, Freon, Anhydrous Ammonia, Hydrochloric,Acentic and Sulfuric Acids, Benzyl Chloride, Prozac, Ritalin, Laxatives, epsom Salts, Sudafed, Iodine Crystal and red Phosphorous for trade and yall have a party afterwards

It's time you manned up and put your big boy breeches on. Just whip your uncles old azz and take the boat. If you can't do that write to Dear Abbey for advice. Lol

Dear Headhunter:

Thanks for an awsome first post. You have come to the right place to find a solution to your "pridicament". There are several solutions, the first being cutting in half, which will work quite well. You can then sell your half on ebay or dregslist and have money for a new rig. Be sure when photographing for the add that you only show the uncut half. Please use this quote in your add "boat for sale, Half OFF". This will take care of any legal woes that would result in the sale of such a boat as mentioned above. I would ask also that you knowtify your friens here at crapppie.com when you are going to put the half boat up for sale since I have already purchased several boats "half off" from ebay and dregslist and have no need for another.

This is only the first solution. The second would be to each have the boat every other day through out the year. This is a great solution until you get to leap year and a cuttin' shootin' scrape breakes out over who gets the boat the extra day, but if the 1 day every 4 years can be worked through, this may be a good solution for you.

Another solution would be to flip a coin for the whole boat. Be sure to use the phrase "heads I win, tails you lose", when the coin is flipped.

Thanks for presenting this problem to us

Your frien and counselor.
RCC

You and him can still fish together even tho you dint get along together, just go to your local farm supply and buy you some of that heavy gauge bull wire, build a divider in the middle of the boat, you know, just like police cars have between the front and back seats, this will keep you and your Uncle in law cousin from beating the heck out of each other!

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Cut it in half....just remember to keep it on a plane.........:Rofl
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You can even cut it in three parts if you have another family member that wants in on the action...............

Cut in in half
then take your half paint it pink then dump it in your uncles front yard :)

Sale him your half of the boat put a little extra money with it monthly and take out a life insurance policy on him. That way when he kicks the bucket you will get a small sum of money to buy a jammed up boat.