A Democrat in Washington
An old widder school teacher
Old Ladies bridge club
your turn.........
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A Democrat in Washington
An old widder school teacher
Old Ladies bridge club
your turn.........
Old fart like you after a bean supper . :Rofl
Too windy to hall gravel.
Just like in Oklahoma, if the wind ever stops blowing, everyone would fall down.
It's so windy, the Deadliest Catch boats stayed at the dock.
It's so windy, I thought Obama was telling us we could keep our insurance...again.
It's so windy, they had the county crew out duct taping the rocks to the gravel roads.
It's so windy, a small Cessna flew over...backwards.
It's so windy, the birds were walking.
It's so windy, The crappie could occasionally be seen suspended mid air in the troughs (xring ism)
It's so windy, The local forest fire that has burned for 3 years got blown out.
It's so windy, The kid playing outside basketball, went up to dunk and scored 2 for the opposing team.
The wind blew so hard I saw a chicken lay the same egg three times !
Blew a washpot off the pourch. Lighting struck at it three times and missed as it went across the yard.
It's so windy when our car quit, we took a bed sheet, a couple limbs, made a sail, and sailed down the interstate into the next town...problem was we got 2 speeding tickets on the way.
News just said local winds were gusting from 5 to 35mph. No wonder I had trouble driving today.
It would help if you got a Jeep with steering wheel on the right side! :RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by RCC
Poor people got poor ways. You know we can't afford a jeep built right. We have to buy units discounted because they got built wrong at the factory:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by NIMROD
It's so windy..... I thought all you ole' farts were telling fish stories at the same time...... :Rofl
It was so windy, Dolly Parton's hair got messed up.