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That freeze and unfreeze are opposites, but thaw and un-thaw mean the same thing.
Did you realize that no one has a hot water heater in their home. It's a cold water heater. If the water was already hot, it would not need to be heated.
No wonder the mexicans don't wanna learn english.
Good observation. I have always thought it strange that "care-free" is a good thing, but "careless" is a bad thing. Arent they the same? They both mean, "without care." :dono
You two have too much time on your hands.
I thought that was good. I must be losing it.
and he keeps telling us he works.
:Rofl
RCC, that world class fishery that you call your favorite had better hurry and UN-THAW! :Rofl
They had a bass tourney there. Big fish was 1.5 and 5 lbs for 5 fish won it. If you depend on that lake for fertilizer, your tomaters are gonna suffer:Rofl.
Deep thought going on here. How do they know it will be microwave popcorn (instead of stove top) when they plant it? All popcorn looks the same to me.
DP
I think that must apply to OBAMACARE1:Rofl
They're eating their lunches over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by RCC
Si, Si. Can't get a job at Cape Canaveral because when they say "Launch" I think they mean Lunch so I go eat.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why are there 10 weenies in a package, but only 8 weenie buns in a package?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same?
Why is there an "incorrigible" but not a "corrigible"? An "incognito" but not a "cognito"? An "incongruous" but not a "congruous"? An "indelible" but not a "delible"?
Why doesn't the word "Phonic" start with an "F"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If one goose is a goose; and, two gooses is geese, how come two mooses aint meese?
DP
I think we should rename RCC to "The Great Wise One."
He's got all the answers. I yearn to sit at his feet and learn!!!
First thing that you will learn is Feet of TGWO smell bad. Glad you're back. I'm placing you in charge of Off Topic forum. I'm exhausted from trying to come up with new material while you were gone.:ThumbsUpQuote:
Originally Posted by Tony McCall
I will carry out this dubious charge with all of the energy and enthusiasm of a coon devouring my corn pile! :highfiveQuote:
Originally Posted by RCC
http://home.centurytel.net/rcurt/coon.JPGQuote:
Originally Posted by Tony McCall
Man! We've got some FAT coons. Some of them are as big as bear cubs. The waddle when they walk.
Great Googly Moogly. I haven't seen that many coons since............
Nah, that one is too easy. Never mind. :)
Yea, he has all the answers but he don't know the questions are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony McCall
:Rofl Nothing truer ever spoken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harold
Was that a question???
No one knows, RCC just has the answers.
RCC The Crappie Answer Man
We need to get him a radio show!
Radio would be better than TV because folks would't realize how small that three pound ghost crappie really is.
Very funny thread guys. Thanks for the laughs.
Something that really tears me up is if a person is invalid, does it really make them invalid? Speaking of such, if you tear something up, does it make you shed a tear?
Perplexing. I think we should make the primary language, in the US, Mexican.
I got a question for ya RCC. How come there is white and dark meat in a chicken? DP
I thought chickens only came with dark meat consisting of legs and thighs costing .39 cents a pound. Where did you come up with this white meat myth? Poor people got poor ways.:biggrinQuote:
Originally Posted by DRPEPPER
I found it under some fried skin I was eating at the Colonels. DP
You are THE MAN!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RCC