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A little poetry from CMJ
I posted this on the Contest forum for the Driftmaster rod holder, and I thought I would post it here for your enjoyment. RCC, you really oughta write one up too.
The LOSER
At the end of the day
Before he lays down to dream
Crappie Dot Com pops up on his screen.
Through the accounts of the day
he does tiredly scroll
As he longs for the day
When across his honey-hole he will troll.
Will he cast, will he jig,
Will he go slower, or faster?
Or will he attempt to spider rig
Using his brand new Driftmaster?
The lines, they will tangle
There will be an awful mess
Tackle will become mangled
When he puts his new Driftmaster to the test.
His joy will be short-lived
When all eight rods go down
At the same time when he hits
The new brush pile he's found.
His best he will try
But the best, he will not do.
But when he gets home, he will not cry
For at least he caught a fish or two.
So if to the fishing hole you go
And on the water you see
A man shouting expletives
And breaking rods over his knee
Just troll quickly away
And make not a fuss
Why, it's just 'ole CMJ
For he's not as graceful as the rest of us.
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Sounds like you were describing me there CMJ. Know the felling all to well.
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Very good chris.... I have posted a couple as well... Lol
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Thats a goodern Henry Wadsworth. I think that'n should be a winner.
Signed
Habib
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Every crappie fisherman should memorize that! Dude you are something else. Catch em all Jack!
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Good writing sir and good luck in the contest
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"A poet and almost know's it" HAHA!!!
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HaHa. I thought I saw Laserbeam pitching a fit last Spring when he threw all of his rods in the water. He had all of them hung at once. I guess that keeps them from getting broke. Pretty smart if they float.
DP
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HaHa.....That's one of those have to have been there done that to fully appreciate it kind of things.....good job.
