I'm fighting back. I think "wet behind the ears"-CF is the only one of the bunch that is younger than I. I have looked at your Profiles and most of you are ancient.:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Check out my Profile and see for yourself.:fingerdance:fingerdance
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I'm fighting back. I think "wet behind the ears"-CF is the only one of the bunch that is younger than I. I have looked at your Profiles and most of you are ancient.:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Check out my Profile and see for yourself.:fingerdance:fingerdance
Dreamer :Rofl:Rofl:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Don G
Don
I looked at your profile but my Sanskrit is rusty.....
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If read this correctly it says
Either that or it's a lumbago remedy made from Pterodactyl poo and swamp mud.Quote:
17 “I have here only five loaves of bread and two Crappie,” Don answered.
18 “Bring them here to me,” he said. 19 And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two Crappie and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the Don, and the Don gave them to the people. 20 They all ate and were satisfied, and Don picked up twelve basketfulls of broken pieces that were left over. 21 The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women, children and Brontosauruses.
:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
And this was the actual Chopper you flew from '60-'64.... assuming the 1959 birth... BWAHAHA
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Its a nice try Don. We already know you were on a first name basis with Moses and dirt you old fart.
Updated profile has been reported to the Social Security Administration!
Here is a recent Quote from Don G lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by Don G
Don's favorite Bourbon is "Ancient Ancient Age".CF
Don is soooo old that the Buzzards gave up on him 500 years ago.CF
I don't understand why we have arguments about the dinosaurs, climate change, evolution, or many of the other wonders of man. Don G is sooo friggen old that he is an actual ancient historical register.CF
About Don G
Date of Birth August 16, 1929 (84)
Home Lake: Claytor Lake State: Grahams Forge, VA
bwahahaha
OK, OK, so I lied.White Flag Icon I still feel young & I'm in great shape for the shape I'm in. I can still take the Farmer 2 out of 3 falls.:ThumbsUp
"G" is a snitch. He has been eavesdropping.
ha ha ha:Rofl didn't have to eavesdrop......I got a phone call lol:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Somebody set up the ring. I reckon I am going to have to go teach an old cud some manners.CF
I get no respect. I have raised you up on this board from a mere baby. When they set up the ring, I hope you bring your seconds. Would be fun to get you, Chasing Balloons, Bozo, Undertheweather and a few more in one place. I could take care of business in one trip.Quote:
Originally Posted by crappiefarmer
Tell Chasing Balloons to bring his Hearse.:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
you guys are a riot lol :Rofl:Rofl:Rofl
Okaaaaay.... I guess wrinkled can be considered a shape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don G
I've always thought Don had a distinctive profile.
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Will do.... just make sure you let me know what museum you want your remains delivered to and be sure to bring some Fabreeze... I don't want it smelling like moth balls for months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don G
Dayton, I thought you were on my side. Morgan is a nice guy. I eat at his restaurant when I am at the duck camp..Great food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranger690
I am on your side Dong.
don G i will be your second i got got your back i will get canepole to come with me we will put a spanking on them
Dear Lord
Please forgive me for making fun of Don G, and please watch over all the pygmies in New Guinea.
That being said.
Don
Thank you for your service.
I actually found a pic of your helo making an approach to the Intrepid.
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So Don. what was it like flying with the squadron?
Is it true your call sign was "Iron Dino"?
Here's a close up of Don's chopper in the Neanderthal Hall of Fame.
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OK.....POPS! You get Billbob, Cane pole and whatever other fossils You can dig up. Make sure You overdose on the Geritol, Ensure, 1 a days, 5 hour energy, and whatever other old fart dope You can get Your hands on so at least Y'all will be able to last longer than a minute or two. Make sure You cut off the flow max a day or two before so I don't have to see You humiliated from wetting Your pants when You first see the team I assemble. We will give no mercy to wheelchair drivers and canes will be viewed as weapons. We can do this tag team, Texas Tornado style or full blown no holds barred battle royal. Cage match is optional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don G
With Chasing Ghost, Boscoe, and Under The Radar on My team, there won't be nothing left but a heaped pile of unconscious trash talking old geezers in the middle of the ring. Ranger690 will be the special guest referee and comic relief as there will be no midgets allowed in this match. If he wants his own match, he will have to go talk to Mr. frodo and Bilbo. I won't be able to concentrate with midgets doing cartwheels in the ring.
Boscoe and I are like brothers. We just beat the crap out of each other but if someone else tries anything dumb, we double team em and kick their stinken teeth in. Especially some old guff talken retired retreads.
Me and UTR are from the sticks. We ain't skeered of You.
Chasing Ghost a'int afraid of anything. He recently tried to set me up with my natural enemy. Got to respect somebody with a set of stones like that.
So don't just sing it, Bring it You SS drawing, AARP card toting old coots powered by Geritol. Whacha gonna do?!CF
I hope Y'all have completed Your bucket lists before the match. Make sure all Your medicare supplements are up to date and paid in full. Should not be a problem since I am paying for your SS benefits right now anyway.CF
NOPE i will get the referees i think G would do and major as enforcer
DonG said he was not going to wear a mask but recommended that Y'all do so folks won't know who is getting whooped lol
Just as long as Don doesn't wear some speedo type wrestling tights and is not all greases up in oil, the match will go on. If he comes dressed in that garb or lack of, I will be forced into submission due to the fact that I will be on the floor laughing too hard to compete. Then be consumed by the huge urges to puke.CF
bwahahaha:Rofl
How about a hair match? If they accidentally kill you mister Don, I'll take care of miss g for you.
Poxy, you already have one school teacher to take care of, you can't handle two.:yikesQuote:
Originally Posted by fishingpox
I will grap Tap and we can sit back and laugh at you guys in the ring.
As long and he has on his Truss and Depends; it's all good.Quote:
Originally Posted by "G"
Yessir, you got that rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Don G
I forgot to add, your buddy Billbob put me up to this. Billbob, I ain't going down aloneQuote:
Originally Posted by fishingpox
OK, that's funny right there I don't care who you are:Rofl:Rofl:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Chasing Ghosts
Dang Don you done stirred up a hornets nest over here
Hey roy, the sissies are after me again.:Rofl They all talk, no back-up.....
Did you see Poxy bail out on Billbob?
Go change your diaper Don and you will feel better
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cfQuote:
Originally Posted by "g"
.... Our undercover reporter from GSPN (Geezer Sports Pretenders Network) tracked down Don G
prepping for the upcoming match.....
Here he is seen at Leadbottom's Gym doing his heavy lifting routine.
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