Seems like every time I have to fly I get stuck next to the biggest stinkiest gewber there.is :banghead::banghead::banghead:
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Seems like every time I have to fly I get stuck next to the biggest stinkiest gewber there.is :banghead::banghead::banghead:
That's a big boy...
When I was flying a lot and it was available, and it often was, I'd pay the $25-$50 to upgrade to First Class. If you drink quick like you can almost break even before you land. :ThumbsUp
Yep I used to but they are always too covered up on these commuters you can't get the upgrade.
Jump on up there and cup slap his ears and tell him to bathe!:Rofl
quit booking the same flights wannabe is on....
they should make that hog buy two tickets!!! he was a keeper lol :Rofl
Just can't wait to see what guber I get to sit by tomorrow
you know it is going to bad, when they pickup the extension seat belt before getting to their seat.
Yep
This one is much better
Next to a fedex pilot
Vick's Vapor Rub. I saw on TV where a lot of coroner's and people working with decomposing bodies put a touch under their nose to mask the smell. We actually tried it when my dad was required to wear a colostomy bag after his stroke. Whenever it needed changing we would pass the vapor rub around. Dad would actually hold the jar under his nose so he didn't have to smell it. :)