Don G is soooo old that.......
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Don G is soooo old that.......
When he was a kid rainbows were black and white.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he was on the other side fishing!
He invented the fishing pole....
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Here's his first tricked out crappie boat... note the seat mods........
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When The Lord said ,let their be light,who do you think flip the switch? He like many of us are getting up in age yet he can still teach all ya,ll young whippersnikers how it's done.He can hang in there with me and many more.
That he caught the two crappies for Noah to load on the Ark.
It looks like I will be forced to make a trip to low country. One sweep through & I will take care of "Wet Behind The Ears"," Blimp Flyer"," Bozo", "Undertheweather" & PP(P***P***).
Y'all better call Tap for back up.
I won't be responsible for the damage inflicted.:hatchet:
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I heard that NC,Tenn,and Va, after his birthday is low on candles.
That's what it was, we had a haze the other day worst than the last Dismal Swamp fire!Quote:
Originally Posted by genec
We'll keep an eye out for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Don G
So... is it the left or right turn signal that will be on as you drive down here?
Don't want to get stuck behind the wrong car.
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Come on Down Ancient One. You better load up on Geritol, ensure, and whatever else it is that old folks use to get them animated. You might need to drink a couple gallons of coffee just to get up to speed. rub those joints in Icy/Hot so that they don't sound like a gear box going all to he77 inside. Might need to just go on and get some cortisone shots. Then You might be half way there for a scrap.:Rofl:Rofl:RoflCF
he is at the OPERA
OMG! Say it ain't so!!!! Its time for Don to turn in his man card. That will be neat seeing a man card with the #2 on it. Right behind Adam's.CFQuote:
Originally Posted by Billbob
and he goes to plays and ballet he is such a GOOD boy
Yep....its true....DonG is into culture and the arts now
Was the inspiration for "Ug! the caveman musical"
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DonG is soooo old that there are buzzards roosting on his boat
That's bad for the buzzards. He keeps out living them!CFQuote:
Originally Posted by "G"
I heard seven generations of buzzards have already died waiting there!Quote:
Originally Posted by "G"
So true
Keep it up. When I make my trip to peanut country there won't be enough of you left to play a game of checkers.
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Originally Posted by Don G
you got to get permission before you leave home :Rofl
so true
I am in charge at my house....:highfive
what ever you say lol :Rofl
yep
lack of respect for ya elders only leads to no self respect! I learned most of what I know from Old Guys! now I'm an ol guy! The first time DonG fished with me, he beat my World Famous Bucktail with a new fangled jig called a Bobby Garland Baby Shad, Blue Ice! Then he sent me a couple packs when he got back home! Don, you can fish with me any time!
There is no lack of respect here at all......DonG is a good friend and some of us enjoy picking on him....he enjoys it too. And....I don't know about the others but billbob ( Ted) and I are old also.
Thanks Doc..I don't pay attention to this bunch of sissies. I can handle them, especially BOZO(Boscoe) & "Wet Behind The Ears"(Crappiefarmer). They are pushovers.
If we EVER get through this remodeling job, I still want to go Walleye fishing. Do they still bite in September?
"G", I'm just pickin also! some folks don't get my sarcasm, did not intend to offend anyone. Don, I've had a problem stayin on them into Sept, but have a new method that may change that. I'll keep ya posted on how it works out.
You can always fairly judge the character of a person, by the way they respond to (friendly) "Trash Talk" .... so with that in mind, IMHO :
Don G's character is above a roach ..... uh, I mean above reproach !! :Rofl
... cp :kewl
he is a GUBER