Wife just told me I needed to find a cure for my fishing additction............any suggestions? Can't get new wife, "it's cheaper to keep-er"
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Wife just told me I needed to find a cure for my fishing additction............any suggestions? Can't get new wife, "it's cheaper to keep-er"
Buy her some new ear rings or a day at the Spa
Put he butt in the boat and let her catch some slabs, get he addictted and its all gravy there!!!!!!
Just go fishing .
She'll be fine, maybe a little rough on your ears at times but she'll be fine.
For a gewber, Rees is a very wise man! My wife is my goto fishing partner. She gets me up to go sometimes!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rees Guide
Got it....Bandit ear-rings (cut off all but one hook on 1-treble)....then a day in July/Aug in the boat (spa / sauuuna) - sweating like a pig like the rest of us......it's a win-win.......I'll see how that goes over.......course if she doesn't like the ear-rings, I can always put the trebles back on
she won't go fishing with me, I wish she would
Mine goes with me and encourages me to go . She doesn't go very often but she will go . She never catches anything . I guess as a guide i stink . I go fishing she goes garage saling . I don't mess with hers and she don't mess with mine . Lol
I can't even get mine to go for a boat ride. Huh!! fishing is out of the question. Man, count your blessings if can get you wifey to fish with you.
You kin to Wannabe? LOL
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Originally Posted by connorsdad
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Originally Posted by DonDon
I feel your pain--my wife says every dollar I spend I fishing--she gets too. I aint got that much money:)Quote:
Originally Posted by connorsdad
speaking of addictions, I think I will go support mine this afternoon
First I dont tell mine how much I spend, I just put a new terrova ipilot link on it yesterday didnt tell her how much it cost and she didint ask.2nd its hard to get the boat to leave without her in it She was not feeling well last weekend and didnt go and I caught my limit. she has been p oed all week so needless to say she was wanting to know if we were going this weekend. Get her fishing and things will be great. Im even working on a camper to stay at on weekends, going to see how that goes this weekend
My wife's dad spoiled her growing up. She only likes to fish with a cane pole or jig pole so when you take her you spend most of your time keeping the boat in position so she can fish where she wants and if you aren't right on top of a good bream bed with constant action she gets bored. She will bait her own hook but you gotta get the fish off for her. I tried to take her a couple times but when I take her I barely get to fish. He has a friend that lives on a small private lake out near Shakerag that he'll still take her to when the moon is right for the bream and they never come home with less than 50, I think he spends the whole day working the skullin paddle while she pulls the bream out one after the other.
wait for anniversary or birthday and come home with a new boat!!!!!!!
Tear up your trolling motor and have complications from surgery. You won't be fishing then. Lol
I fish to get away from mine. I fish a LOT!
take up deer hunting along with crappie fishing . she will refer these as the good ole days .White Flag Icon
Every time you go, give her your credit card and tell her to go shopping....this idea has been proven to cure a lot of ailments.
The addiction was once again satisfied yesterday evening with 26- keepers.....back again this am..... Think I'm addicted, but she'll understand
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Originally Posted by connorsdad
Slabin says ditch the wife get a mimi
I've got one that loves to fish and will help cleaning the fish also she is learning to back the boat trailer. So if you see a black F250 jac-knifed on the ramp just steer clear and give her a minuet !!!!
my wife loves to eat those crappie so much that she never slows me down......sometimes I feel the pressure to "bring home the bacon" (fish)......
Only cure I know..... A hair of the dog that bit ya!Quote:
Originally Posted by connorsdad
This has also been known to put a hurtin on the wallet at the end of the month :eek: lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by duckhunter