My First Contribution As An Official LOSER
Throughout the years, in my pursuit of becoming a sub-pro(politically correct version) fisherman, I have noticed that I catch a LOT more fish when I actually fish where the fish are, although this rarely happens. My favorite method for finding out where they are, is trolling aimlessly with my jigs dragging along until they get hoplessly tangled in a brush pile. At this point, I will shake said jigs violently until every Crappie in a 3 square mile area has vanished. If I am lucky, the jig will come free, rocketing out of the brush and tail-hooking a three pounder as he is fleeing, jerking him into the air and landing said three pounder squarely on the deck at my feet. This is a great method to try if you are aspiring to become a LOSER, or if you are just wanting to look like a LOSER in front of your friends. Of course, the three pounders were never documented because I dont believe in bragging.