Later... Got fish to clean and mouths to feed.. Stay Tuned
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Later... Got fish to clean and mouths to feed.. Stay Tuned
:popcorn:popcorn
Don't forget to plug the filet knife in!
What Mo said....and don't cut the cord lol
Attachment 118086fresh is best...
Hmmm my phone didnt ring
Looking good
:Doh:First of all.. Don't take jinxed, bald, bearded fat boys fishin.. Slabin warned me last year.. Caught 8 fish in 3 days at Washinton, and now he done rubbed off on my trailer.. Mason is partially correct about the key... I did check the bag and couldn't find it, I had tools that could've gotten it off on that trip, I was informed that the cluster of junk on the spare was the key and was put there so not to be lost.. OK I said..never checked it.. Details of Day from Heck forthcoming, witnesses for account accuracy are available too....
least you didn't get sick--that's usually what happens when you take the big fishing:)
i havent caught a good mess of fish since the day me and big h went fishing
Guess this all started last night, possibly.. Got baby in bed and decided to wash truck and boat... Bundled up, threw on rain gear and rubber boots and commenced to washing.. I had no idea it was as cold as it was... Busted my butt twice on ice... This morning: Left the house on time, arrived early, went to jump out of truck at partners, bam, phone was in lap, busted screen.... Should've gone home then and cut my losses..... It's all Fat Boys Fault
Pull up at Chevron in Sardis at 6:15... Buddy grabs breakfast I get some smokes and drinks... Walk out to a quarter size hole in sidewall of rear boat trailer tire... "NKF NKF NKF".. We pull out of McD's and Into empty lot... Eat breakfast, throw on a jacket and commence to changing tire.. About :10 minutes into that it got 'Not Adult Friendly'... The key insinuated to be on spare, was not a "NKF" key after all.. "NAOKF NAOKF".. We jump in truck to collect our thoughts and warm up..
if you would have took bigh and not feed him breakfast he could have chewed threw them lug nuts
This aint billy the kid....Tell the whole story and stop the bits and pcs
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At this point I figure what the heck, maybe someone will pull into Performance Marine, where the boat was originally purchased, to start working.. We swing over there and wait, surely someone be coming in between 7-8... It's already 6:45.. It's at that point it's as if he knew, he knew leaving Washington, the curse had struck.. A phone call from none other than BigH 'y'all fishing?'.. "NKF NKF we ain't fishing, got a NKF flat on trailer and one of the NKF lugs is a lock NKF NKF"... He asked what we gonna do and I explain where we at and what plan is.. 'ok, let me know if I can help, snicker, snicker'.. Thanks, will do.. While we're waiting I decide to bust lugs loose and get spare off trailer and ready to put on.. This snowball is really gonna pick up speed now..
Oh chit!!! Biting nails!!
Lol blue just saw this thread.
:popcorn:popcorn:popcorn.......................... ....NKF
Hold up, it wasn't that cold this morning to have to get back in the truck!
Like I said, key was not part of spare assembly, nor was half the NKF cable lock that was put on it by previous owner.. Seems the cable was just long enough to work the lock portion around to a downward and devastating roadside view.. The locking mechanism was half eaten (by Big H probably) as to where key would not fit.. NKF NKF.... It's now 7:30, Chaney is on way to laugh at us, no one is home at Performance Marine and Big H is grinding gears laughing his last head hair off.... Meanwhile my partner is now in a fetal position in back seat hoping he isn't the next thing punched or kicked.. He is on the mighty IPhone searching for tire store.. Bingo, he finds it.. It's right beside the "NKF" McD's... Back to square one.. It's 7:40 and they open at 8:00... Yay for us... It's 7:40 and I need a NKF Drink already.. Back to McD's we go...
Naw. At 0630 I was standing behind a prop putting fertilizer on the first plane of the day!
Back at the garage by McD's.. Help has arrived, well he tried anyhow, ATM points to a NAPA a block away so while we waiting we swing by and ask about a Universal Lug Key set.. He says simply 'nope'.. ATM then informs he don't have air filters for Ford F150 trucks either.. WTH?!? He selling whiskey out the back? How do you not have an air filter for an F-150.. Jeez.. Scenic RT back to garage, by the Police Station/City Hall/Court House/Jail, past the best Hospital I've ever seen, past Bates Motel, past McD's AGAIN and into garage.. It's now 8:00.. Finally, Salvation is near.. Maybe.. 8:05, 8:10, 8:15.... Feel like I'm waiting on my partner to Washington trip..at this point the law is there questioning us about 2 suspicious characters doin drive-by's on McD's in a white truck with a big white and blue boat... I says to him "officer we've been here since 6:30 and I ain't seen such a thing" he says "thank y'all, gotta go".. In the meantime our tire man shows and commences to work...
Witness #2 has commented.. All kidding aside.. These folks at the Sardis tire shop did me right.. The guy had a Universal key that worked great, he cut the cable off my spare and changed the tire for $10... Didn't want no more, just happy to help.. Many thanks to them... We get on the rd finally round 8:45 Headn to get hooks wet.. Run down the lake a ways and start fishin... I have a complete Rookie with me today, never Spider rigged, only crappie fished a couple times with bobber and minner as he called it.. We ain't hitting on much but, lol, I get 2 fish in the boat as he's asking questions and watching rods, bout that time he gets hammered.. I point and make a NKF statement only to see him turn and grab the first 2 rods he can see, wrong ones of course, and jerk minnows skyward... I just bout fell out the boat..he had a blast but he sure had a hard time landing fish.. He had 6 or 7 at top of water and just ripped the hook out of their mouth... We wrap em up at 2:00, blow past ATM on way in and get ready to load boat.. This is where witness 2 comes in, he saw boatsmanship at its finest..lol
My partner as stated is a lil green, he took a right at top of Engineers PT ramp for starters and backed the trailer in crooked as heck this afternoon but he finally got it, too bad novice boater dang near loaded it sideways.. Uuugghh!! What a day.. Had to back the boat off the trailer, all the while having wheel cocked wrong way. So it does come off sideways... Click your heels 3 times.... NKF just let me get home.. Gary thanks for help at ramp, that diesel is tough on the ears.. ATM thanks for stopping by and checking on us.. You other few that offered help, many Thanks.. It's nice to know you can be so far from home yet have folks you can count.. It's what makes Crappie.com what it is..
Just glad you made it OK through the day
so the moral of the story is don't go feeshing with big h and put all the money you can scrounge up in little debbie stocks?
The curse of BIG H strikes again. Its not over yet kevin its been following me around for atleast 6 months now just be on your toes and prepared for anything