When you set down and watch 'The Lorance Welch Show' with tears in your eyes?
Your not old at all. If you don't have tears. Your gaining on age. If tears are running?
'Well Darling I'm Telling You Now" We're Getting Old!
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When you set down and watch 'The Lorance Welch Show' with tears in your eyes?
Your not old at all. If you don't have tears. Your gaining on age. If tears are running?
'Well Darling I'm Telling You Now" We're Getting Old!
If I get any more mature .....I will fall apart....pretty close now, lol
That's what billbob said.:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by "G"
pftttttttt when me and billbob went fishing together he said it was two old cripples in a boat lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jigflinger
Buy blue bullets. Pulls you skin so tight you can't blink your eyes. billbob told me this.
:hesaid:HandsClapping:crazy::Rofl
One day I'm going to share a picture of billbob and jwhite fishing adventures. Ed will put a hurting on me though. I might sell this picture to the highest bidder though.
BillBobs head done wore out 2 bodies:Rofl
not me i wasnt there i was in another state and i got witness that will say that
did't have any health problems until I took a physical in nov 2011. now I have all kinds of problems. ignorance is bliss
Thats like I was....I really think they are just taking advantage of the insurance companies and also kick backs from the drug companys. Sometimes I think its best to just kinda be your own doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ranger R61
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'
We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes
And after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
And while the night away.
We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
From riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
And drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
And watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too dam old.
Top 20 Reasons WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish
by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest
of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about
Amen to #9!!
I thought life starts at 50. By the time I got to 50, my sugar and blood pressure was high, my labido was low. I had already quit smoking, dipping, drinking, and fornicating. Nothing else left to do except work and fish.
DP
:fish:fish:fish etc., etc., .................................................. .........! Forget about what you have forgotten, and hand me another minnow please,,... if you are not too busy:deadhorse that is. :biggrin
Story of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by DRPEPPER